Wade Garrett

If Crouch was putting this amount of money in the club then surely he could rid us of Lowe and his cabal once and for all. I would be very disappointed if he doesn't. The jellyfish I'm not too bothered about. He'll just do as he's told. Also fail to see the positives in JP being replaced by Wotte. If that was a condition of Crouch's return then he hasn't bargained hard enough. Not too sure about this rumour. Surely Crouch could get a better deal?

Why should he last JP's failed appointment?

He's an inbred idiot.

I can't stand that jellyfish bastard.

3rd major decision. The first was sacking Pearson.

I have never given Elphick a reach around, although I was once propositioned by Don Estelle and Windsor Davies. I turned them down, as I was having a couple of beers with Molly Sugden and her pussy at the time.

Are you serious? What you are saying makes no sense at all.

Pearson.

Exactly what the rosy cheeked **** is counting on. Don't be fooled.

To be honest, Capello couldn't turn our team around. This changes nothing on the protesting front for me. Lowe and Wilde have to go.

If he wanted it all along, why appoint JP in the first place? I have said all along that JP was being lined up as the fall guy, and I've been proved right. Hopefully this was only harden everyone's attitude against Lowe and Wilde. Joke. Cheers Rupert you useless c*nt. Cheers Michael you jellyfish c*nt.

'I'm straight up. I'll tell you exactly how it is'. Usually uttered by ****-sucking, two-faced arseholes.

Was that the same night I took umbrage to Ian 'Lovejoy' McShane for spilling my pint, and kicked his head in, in front of his bird?

I am currently listening to a Ska compilation. 'Why must you record my phone calls'. Great for Dad dancing. Does this make me hip and groovy.

You can be respected without being in business as well.

'We have a very talented young side'. No we don't David. Fair play though, he didn't go over the top about being thrown out of the prawn sandwich room. He was very diplomatic.

I think they were involved as well. Wish Rupert stuck with Luggy and gave him the same support that he is giving the hapless JP.

Holmes is OK, at least he tries to beat his man and get to the byeline. But who have we got that gets on the end of crosses, or makes the near post run? Answer, no-one. We just haven't got the players.

In the same way that Wigley did to Sturrock?

Our major failing is that we haven't got the players. All this talk about systems is a bit of a red herring for me.

He has made a bad situation even worse. I wonder how much longer he will have shareholders support for. We have him to thank for appointing an unproven, poor manager, and sacking another who was showing some promise. The shareholders have him to thank for reduced attendances and matchday revenue. Lowe's cabal obviously share the same jellyfish tendencies that Wilde has.

To be fair, Rupert does have form on this. It wouldn't be the first time.

We'd have been better off with Roger Sherwood, who was a decent, no-nonsense Wessex League manager.

I thought you were inferring that Parry and Kenyon were trying to tell the manager what players to play, like Lowe does. Apologies.

Laughable.