Wade Garrett

Careful Baj. You're beginning to sound a bit BNP now.

You rebel.

Will he go to the training ground and educate the team on hockey tactics and penalty corners?

I heard it was a philanthropic millionaire from the States called Bruce Wayne, with more backing from another yank called D*ck Grayson. I hope I haven't jeopardised the deal.

Snooker Loopy - Chas n Dave

Arthur Negus?

Please don't PM me with the name. I think it's **** Van Dyke.

Ask Matt. He knows his onions and I can't see him keeping Wotte on. I can't see the mysterious investor being happy with him being kept on as manager either.

Yes. It hurt us keeping him last season. He should have gone at the same time as Jan.

F*cking hell. Not another day of F5ing.

That is true. But a leader such as James Purnell could galvanise the party and minimise their losses come the general election. A week is a long time in politics.

Corp, Pompey is a sh*thole. I wouldn't even let the mother-in-law live there.

What do you mean?

I don't think so Stanley. I reckon he'll be gone by the end of next week. There is no way he is going to survive party mutiny, which will go into overdrive when they get their undoubted lamentable results tomorrow at the polls.

I've heard it's a photocopier salesman worth £750. Don't know what to believe these days.

I stand corrected. Still sh*te though.

I'm really sorry, honestly.

No guitars in Keane.

Sorry, won't do it again.

I have been a critic of Marc Jackson. But I really think it's time to put this one to bed now.

I would imagine what you know is what Jackson told you. For all of the ITKs, how many knew in advance that Pinnacle were going to go with the deal last Friday? I rest my case. Lots of misinformation and bull over the last few weeks. A number of people have been played.

There is no safety net from MJ. It is not blind prejudice. I would rather not have any insurance policy than a worthless Marc Jackson one. Still it made you feel important while it lasted.

I think the only way you lot are going to sort this out is by meeting up and having a mass debate followed by a fist fight. Last one standing is right.

F*cking hell nick. The man is full of it. He will never take over a football club, and he is as much a backup if the Pinnacle bid fails as I am. We only know about his backers what he's telling us. The man couldn't lie straight in bed.