Wade Garrett

The Sun have had it in for Keegan this week. He has obvioulsy upset them in the past and they're getting their own back now.

Do we actually know it's about the ten points?

A very honest and fair assessment of our situation. We should take the ten points and get on with it.

Take the ten point penalty (as I believe we should), and go out and win the first ten games of the season. After that send Mawhinney a bottle of champagne for galvanising the club and proving a point to the Tory incompetent. It's not rocket science is it?

You have a point, and your Money Talks thread looks being bang on the money.

Nobody is covering themselves in glory here. Typical Saints really. How many people actually thought something good might happen today. To leave all of this until now, quite frankly, is bewildering. I am sick of this whole roller coaster ride. Supporters are annoyed, and what about the club employees. B*llocks.

Genius. I was told by some nipper who had a natural talent for tracing but couldn't spell to save his life.

I haven't been so excited since I found out what my winky was for.

It's great isn't it. The perfect antidote to the poison we have been subjected to over the last several years. Might even get the hair that is left on my bald head permed in honour of the great man. Would have to grow it into a Terry Nutkins first, but it should be ready for the first game of the season.

I was in a teacher's car on my way to a school football match (away to Netley Juniors). We gave them a f*cking good beating as well on the way to our league and cup double.

I don't think Fry would give them an extension. If it's true there is another interested party he'll go back to the table.

Jim got that scar from a fire. It's a bit insulting to his memory to compare him to that f*ckwit with the bell.

I'd make her wetter than Joey Deacon's chin.

Not gathering legs, just spreading like wildfire. Doesn't mean it's anymore likely to be true because more people have been told about it. However, when it was stated that the investor was on holiday a few weeks ago, I know Mr Ratcliffe himself was on holiday. I know because I know somebody who works for him (when I asked if he would buy us I was told he was a Man Utd fan). I hope it's him, like many people. He's a local billionaire. But I don't think it is.

It would say a lot for our new owner and his plans for the club, if he could recruit a manager like Keegan or Strachan (rather Keegan).

I showed John Lennon how to play chords. I showed John Noakes how to wear cords. I was tromboned by Valerie Singleton.

If we got Keegan I would wee myself with excitement.

I don't really see what all the fuss is about really. As long as the arab passes the fit and proper persons test and is investing his own money, then who cares who has introduced who to who. I really coundn't give a toss either way.

I hope Keith Granger stays on as goalkeeping coach. He is very good at what he does, has a good relationship with Davis, and bleeds red and white.

We got decent results with an injury hit squad under Sturrock. He got sacked for eating a fried egg sandwich at training. The treacherous Wigley grassed him up.

I did Debbie from Debbie Does Dallas. Broke her f*cking back.

I hear that a photocopier salesman with money to burn is going to buy the club.

Wilfred Brambles and Harry H Corbett. Heard this from a very reliable source. Keep it to yourselves. Reg Varney is waiting in the wings in case it goes tits up. Shhhh.

Good news if true. A competent Southern League manager would have done a better job than Wotte and JP last season.

Makes me laugh when people say we have to get rid of Labour because of the unions. This Labour government have most certainly not been on the side of trade unions, and nor should they. Some unions are even debating withdrawing their funding of the Labour party. I am in a trade union. To be honest, they are more interested in selling me insurance than representing me, but they do have their place. At the same time, you have got to be reasonable. I wasn't given a pay rise this year, and my colleagues and I accepted this given the state of the economy and our particular business. Slagging off the wages the drivers get for their 'unskilled' work as a bit much to be honest. There are plently of working people who don't justify anything like they are paid. It would appear (admittedly without knowing the full facts) that the RMT and their members are out of order.