Red Alert

If you do decide the apple store. Do it through a website like http://www.quidco.com and get yourself a few quid cash back.

Jackie Stewart has to be in with a shout.

Its for the best. And I can strongly recommend you do not google search goatse to find out. Well not at work anyway.

"Champaign" Charlie on Gillette Soccer Saturday, the man is great. Never anything useful to say and comes over as being Paul Mersons comedy sidekick but always great to watch.

Hello, I have no idea where else to ask this question so I am putting it here. I want to have led lights running alone the skirting board in my hall, that are connected to a motion sensor at the end of the hall/above the door so that when I walk in the lights come on and illuminate the floor. I am having real trouble finding the right kind of sensor for the job, anybody on here have any ideas? Granted this might sound stupid but if I can get something working right I can expand it to other things, like kitchen cupboards lighting when open etc.

3 months on and I still cant figure out what this word was meant to be. For the best part of 6 weeks I was happy to go with killed, but I cant see why the swear filter would not like ille ??? Guess I may never know the truth.

Its the top one. Thanks very much

Is that the girl from 30 Rock? The post above :mad: to everything after Jennifer Aniston.

Nice to see Matt Le Tissier is a big influence on Bulgarian children. Also, my gosh Alan Shearer is a rubbish tv presenter/interviewer.

Will be a big boost to the confidence of the boys if we can get into the top half of the table next week. We just need to make sure the gap between us and 6th is getting smaller.

Well played in the second half. Well done Pards, must have giving them a kick in the a*se at half time.

Bart is good enough to be the back up for Kelvin. He did play for Poland u21's. He has proved a few times that he can handle playing in the championship just struggles when he is not confident. That will come with age and more experience though.

And Kaboul gets sent off for the celebration. tit

Hope Pardew gives them a thrashing in the dressing room just now. Clearly need to work harder. Maybe players thought it would be easy? Is papa on the bench? Throw him on in 10-15 mins cause a bit of panic for everyone.

We have to be confident that if they have come to play, we are the better side so should outplay them. Still think we will win this by two or three.

Business as usual for the skates. Sunderland 1-0

Deserves her own thread. - Forgot the NSFW sorry mods. Not even sure that last one is the same person, but can believe that google would lie to me.

I think it is the drums from Umbrella by Rihanna but its not that song. Anyone have a clue what I am on about here? Or where I could find a full version of that song?

I watched THE GAY BED AND BREAKFAST OF TERROR last night. Worst film I have ever seen by a long way. I saw it reviewed as rubbish in Empire magazine so thought I would give it a watch. The acting is like a porno without the sex and the script was clearly written by a mental. Was expecting some so bad its funny kind of film, but it went beyond that point to just being painfully crap.

Racist

So it seems.

I have been trying to learn Spanish. I take evening classes at a local college, I use Rosetta Stone software and listen to the Discover Spanish podcasts I found on itunes. Been doing this for around 3 months now, all is going well but I really struggle with the order things should be said. Anybody got any ideas on what else I could do to help bash this into my head? Or maybe anywhere I could find something like a spanish pen friend?

Meh, I dont know what to make of this. I suppose the pictures look very high quality and thus probably fakes. Surprised not to have seen far more amateur shots already. Add to that the conspiracies about something I have never heard of called H.A.A.R.P, just makes me