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I, for one, am enjoying watching Robsk flounder in this debate with Stanley. If there were Olympic events in Backtracking and Changing Your Opinion When Someone More Knowledgeable Is Right But Continuing To Argue Anyway, then he'd be the gold medalist in both.

You should be able to get one then.

Very apt for the lying b1tch.

You sound really desperate. Maybe she just thinks she's seen enough of what you're about to realise that she doesn't want to live with you, let alone suck you off or spend the rest of her life with you. Maybe you are just trying to convince yourself that she hasn't 'left you', because you just aren't willing to accept the truth. Deep down I think you realise it's over. Maybe she just hasn't found the courage to say those final words of "Look, it's over. You bore me, I don't love you and there's no way I want to spend another day with you let alone the rest of my life, now please just let me go, you're scaring me now"... it's probably hard for her to say those words because she just sees you crying and begging her not to leave you. If you end up marrying her then you're mental. She WANTS to NOT get married to you; you say you're not happy to let her not. I'll tell you what - why don't you just beg and plead with her, make her feel bad and sorry for you and have her finally relent and agree to marry you after all (against her better judgement). That sounds like a recipe for a long and successful marriage with no resentment whatsoever.

Just let her go.

FFS wake up... You've been together for six years, you're a boring git and she's fed up of being with you when all you do is spend your time posting on stupid internet forums and playing computer games. Jesus H Christ, you're even spending your time telling complete strangers on the internet all the finer details of your relationship, what went wrong, what is happening etc., when you should be spending time talking to her and working through it. And, not just on one thread, but on every thread that you can possibly mention on it - it's as if nobody else is allowed to have relationship problems without you going one better by explaining yet again just how unloveable you are, how sh1t your relationship is, how your girlfriend doesn't love you and how repulsive she finds the idea of getting lumbered with you for life. FWIW I think your relationship is doomed anyway; the clues are there: 1. You spend all of your time geeking it up 2. You're a lazy cvnt. 3. She moved out of a home she has with you because she'd rather be with her family than you 4. She doesn't want to marry you 5. If she moves back in it'll only be because she wants her share of any equity or the contents. 6.You're probably fat and ugly. 7.She's probably cheating on you because you're rubbish in bed. Glad to help.

That'll explain why it doesn't show the 22 or 23mb I usually get down.

Bongggg Good afternoon and welcome to TMS News on this, a typically slow and boring thread day. Firstly, a massive, unsightly festering mound of puss has announced that he has a massive, unsightly mound of puss on his face. Some ***t bought some junk on ebay whilst p1ssed. Someone else had a 3/10 weekend doing stuff that nobody is interested in. Elsewhere, lots of people join in the Monday morning Olympics, where they all try to outdo each other with tales of how drunk they got, how big their hangover is, how many hangovers they had this weekend and how they almost talked to a female in a club. And finally: we can all look forward to finding out what everyone had for lunch today. Not so good today,usually get 22 or 23mb down.

Not so good today,usually get 22 or 23mb down.

Not so good today,usually get 22 or 23mb down. Not bad for £7.50/mth though.

There is, quite simply, not a better, easier to use, more intuitive and more fun music player than the iPod Touch (or iPhone). Don't forget, you won't just be getting the best music player around, you'll be getting the wifi, the best mobile Web Browser, all of the other built in Apps and access to other games and apps from the App Store. Don't even consider any other music player.

I've just been watching a bit of the march on BBC1. It's good to remember and all that, but it's a bit boring as a spectacle. Sky should get sole rights and jazz it up a bit with cheerleaders or colourful graphics or something in order to appeal to the younger audience and families.

I don't remember the world ending when cavemen burnt wood on their fires. I bet they never had wacko freaks moaning about it either.

No I have not.

You drew some of it and you didn't know how big it was? Are you sure you didn't just fetch the coffee and croissants for the people who actually did draw it?

I think you mean "If the cat fits... laugh at it"

Rule 1?

Rate your Monday Just been lazing around in bed mainly, waiting for the delivery of my new MacBook and watching daytime tv. Would've been around 6/10 for sheer relaxation and restfulness; but after hearing some funny cat tales and stories of cat deaths that made me laugh, I'm changing my rating to 9/10. Not bad for a Monday.

Unfortunately it's basic economics. No petition is suddenly going to make the FMC powers that be change their mind.

All of the bolded spelling/grammar errors would be funny if they were deliberate. Alas, we all know they were not. : r o l l :

I know that, you know that, but some people still need educating - like the_saint with his Dell/Window$ lapbrick fetish.

Sounds like time to switch to a Mac and OS X to me.

Says the man with the ugly Dell brick running Windoze!! LOL

East Side's speeling and grammer is shokking: I wood'nt take any notiss of stoopid peeple if I were you Dog. There will be plenty of online reviews by experts if you do a Google search.

£300 limit, lol. If you'd saved up a little more pocket money you could almost have afforded my second hand MacBook that I've just sold for £400. I might even have let you drool at my new MacBook mmm......