I'm about to move up to Durham so Newcastle and Sunderland will be on my doorstep; apart from those I shall save my pennies for St. Marys as often as possible
I'd ring around a few branches of Maidenhead Aquatics in the area (Fairoak, Fareham, Havant all spring to mind) - Havant is my local branch and they've definitely taken in fish temporarily in the past.
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Wasn't it Gary Lineker who once said that the best way to watch (the old)Wimbledon was on teletext?!
As several other posters on here will attest - a motorcycle - preferably a large and stupidly powerful one
Not the most Gucci piece of kit, but a 4-cell full size Maglite under the bed for caving intruders skulls in (reasonable force m'lud!)