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Tevez, Beckham and Rio Ferdinand. I think it would get us promoted.

How can you consistently land cr@p owners?

Nah, the Saints in the community lads do it. A group of Indian lads from Bellemoor all about 16 did it last season. It's been pretty much dead this year. He's just there. Laying on the floor. I may remind them a dog isn't just for Christmas and then offer to take him home.

I thought that video was very good.

The costume lies disregarded just outside my changing room at the Stadium. If it is going unused I might see if I can buy/take it off their hands. Would make for a top fancy dress kit.

Tell my Portsmouth mate how great we are.

Haha, started this thread in irony. It's ended up becoming ironic in a whole other way.

They were just on the telly; I've had farts longer than that.

The average Championship team makes 312 passes a game, Arsenal make 428 and Swansea made 98 more at 526 last season. Further still, Swansea's record of 756 in one match was not bettered by any team of the 92 in the Football League last season. http://www.soccerstats.com/team.asp?league=england2&teamid=5 regarding stats, that's the best that appears for Southampton, so I can find. It is nice to see in a game that I don't think we played particularly well in, against Peterborough, we still made nearly 200 more passes than the league average and more than Arsenal's average. I'd like to know what our highest pass count under Adkins is compared to Swansea's high of 756.

Hey Mikey! Sorry I didn't get back to you quicker but ThisisFutbol had some trouble getting back to me too! Anyway, as it happens I applied for thisisfutbol and they accepted me in! So i'm now writing for them, and the Saints article on the this thread is from there, so credit goes to you for the recommendation. Furthermore, a friend is running a site for me at http://www.maycauseoffence.com/ and there is a category dedicated to Southampton FC blogs if anyone is interested. (http://www.maycauseoffence.com/category/southampton-2/) Thank you @Leslie Charteris I did some work experience for The Daily Echo when I was 16 and had two articles published in The Pink as well as numerous bits in the other papers they do; Basingstoke Gazette, Romsey Advertiser etc. I'd happily go back after university if they had me!

Hey Mikey! Sorry I didn't get back to you quicker but ThisisFutbol had some trouble getting back to me too! Anyway, as it happens I applied for thisisfutbol and they accepted me in! So i'm now writing for them, and the Saints article on the main board is from there, so credit goes to you for the recommendation. Furthermore, a friend is running a site for me at http://www.maycauseoffence.com/ and there is a category dedicated to Southampton FC blogs if anyone is interested. (http://www.maycauseoffence.com/category/southampton-2/) Thank you

Thank you very much. Very warming to read that. I am indeed a member here and definitely a Saints fan. Definitely had to bide my time in getting an article on Saints out on that blog, so any bias is definitely deserved! Thank you again

12 points.

I just watched that Preston game and to think Davis is still with us after such terrible terrible days is a credit to him. I'm so thankful he didn't go to West Ham, it must've been hell playing behind such a shocking defence.

Saints u16s got stuffed on the same day against Chelsea's u16s. I think it was 7-0. Gary Linekar's son bagged one.

I think there has been quite a bit on us actually. Two or three newspapers have done academy articles on us since preseason That BBC Blog, "The Adkins Diet" And there was that video interview with Adkins We don't need the papers telling us how good we are when we know it

Can't see this posted anywhere else http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2045312/Alex-Oxlade-Chamberlain-heads-list-Southampton-graduates.html

http://may-cause-offence.tumblr.com/post/10777515126/the-records-of-a-record-breaking-start-break My views, any viewings will be much appreciated.

Reeves is a left back by nature, though rarely plays there. Garrod was supposed to be Rickieesque however I don't think he is with us anymore. Or at least he hasn't appeared in any of the teams so far this season. Sinclair in a couple of years though?

Adkins had the best Points per game ratio across all the Football League's last season.

He was living in Marchwood, I know he isn't know though.

Love.

"Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlon, she said no, Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlon she said no" "Aren't you s'posed to be in jail, aren't you s'posed to be in jail"

................played Birmingham before. http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~2447004,00.html "I can't wait to play Birmingham now because they're another club I haven't played against in my career, so I'm looking forward to it already." Well, yes you have. http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/MatchReport/0,,10280~50685,00.html He is even the photo of the game. That is all. Discuss.

Adam Lallana, obviously.