Jillyanne

Why is Hypo now banned after posting only yesterday, what have I missed?

Oranges are the answer, well they are according to strange dude who came into the shop tonight? I have thought about this again today, will the zombies (if thats the outcome) be allergic to anything like erm Kaffir Lime Leaves or Bran Flakes as we could stockpile these now. And yes raisins kill dogs so don't give them cakes containing them or xmas pud.

I am Legend is on tonight, this could be a very worthwhile watch Muppets.

Trees and grass MUST NOT be trusted

I think if we run and the trees and grass get blown by a strange wind we must take cover in the nearest house like in The Happening n The Happening

This has to be the funniest reply ever!!!

Do we set up like a secret code for those of us that are alive, I mean if Spud is alive it would be handy to get hold of him as he does seem pretty well in the know, however if he becomes zombiefied I could let you lot know to avoid him? Do people who become zombiefied have the ability to fool people - maybe Spud is already working on behalf of this post apocalypse nation thing and has just come back to start a thread to draw us all in hook line and sinker, just saying!!!

I feel Spud is being taken over now, GET BACK and HELP US!

OK being so close to christmas people will have other fruits of the dried kind like currants. cranberries etc ready for putting in christmas puddings, will the dried fruit become one like a huge dried mass? I need to know asap to enable me to cull them. Oh GOD what about Glace Cherries. if they join we're all doomed.

Well, l I sent my list and received an email, yes an email advising that Santa is not doing jack until December 22nd due to the impending apocalypse, so who knows, selfish sod could have done it before imho but hey ho (or ho ho) If it doesn't happen though, I fear he has left it a tad late to make all the presents let alone deliver them

Ok, I find that helpful, could you also ask the supercom, if I were to go and get said b*stard bad dog and it DOESN'T become caninezombiefied, in prpraration, should I get new food pre apocalypse as I only have Bakers Complete biscuits or Wainrights trays currently, new dog may need something else to bulk it up or make it more nasty. However if it DOES become caninezombiefied, I could kill it with the wrong food, like chocolate or raisins, I heard yesterday that 4 raisins can kill a dog but Radio Solent failed to mention zombiefied dogs, they're bad I guess. What about pet fish? They could become really vicious.

Should I kill my Boxer dog now then and go and get a b*sard hard like a pitbull or will that get zombiefied and kill me?

That sounds good in theory but I am sure some parts of a rat aren't edible? Also I need a cooking method as I haven't stockpiled wood?

I want a forum fee refund please, no geese laid any eggs on my lawn today, in fact no geese even appeared, just cats and a giant rat.

I have taken your expert advice and have hidden all my tins and pasta, rice etc and am defrosting all the meat and will feed it to the dog.

I have three freezers full of food and a shed load of tins in the cupboard so I will be just fine, plan to hide in the garage til its over then run back to the house, zombies permitting obviously.

Ok, I need someone to tell me if they know what I am on about as follows, silly Xmas stocking filler, large silver hoop with maybe 4 or 5 rings on the large hoop, object is to keep the rings spinning, really hard to explain Burt if anyone can help I will buy you a pint! Jill

Kenyan so I could work with the amazing wild animals

lol I spotted that too!

We have a very annoying and not very Eco friendly dripping/leaking tap in the kitchen, needs to be sorted.

Derren Brown would be hung.

Stand in your garden and look up to the sky, job done.

Basically correct but it was Cunard/Seabourn and Corporate ship building that moved to Town Quay

Southern Co-operative only actually occupy one floor of the old North Harbour building.

Incorrect (in a way) P&O Cruises were based in Town Quay and Terminus Terrace (Richmond House) Cunard were based in Mountbatten House and Seabourn in Queens Keep, each were separate entities until The Carnival Corporation bought the lot and had the new building built, and David Dingle has jack to do with it, try Carol Marlow!