I imagine a lot of people are on hols at present also so it may take a few weeks even for the regulars to realise what has happened and pay the subscription. How long are you planning on keeping the announcement message up btw?
Nearest pub to me is The Arrow in Boyatt Wood, never been in there though, usually drink in The Chamberlayne in Eastleigh, not that I ever go out anyway.
Well beat this.........
The office where I work has female toilets downstairs and the mens toilets upstairs in the main office. This morning I turned round to look at a calendar on the wall only to see the MD with his cock in his hand taking a slash. He hadn't noticed that the outside door was open and he never bothers to close the door to the actual loo itself. Nice.