Jillyanne

Here we go again - Shane, do you realise you have an octopus crawling up your window?

He is probably a forum member!

My best male friend hung himself back in 2006 and I had to take it as unpaid leave, but I do work for a very very tight stingey company. I agree with you though I guess it should be case dependant.

He is stalking Shaney.

I wouldn't consider that to be an advantage tbf. I would much rather be a cat or a bird, I hate being human its rubish.

Oh he will, as soon as Corp starts a 2008/09 attendance thread.

Doesn't sound too pleasant to me.

Tbf it should be compassionate for family only or people could take the mick, going to the funeral of your best friends boyfriends sisters brothers girlfriends dads uncle etc.

I did, actually made me lol, several times.

No idea I am afraid.

Sorry, 20 days:- A full-time employee is entitled to four weeks paid holiday each year. This can be inclusive or exclusive of national holidays (detailed later) and days when the business traditionally shuts down (i.e. the Christmas period). For example, if an employee is contracted to work 5 days a week, the employee is entitled to: 5 days x 4 weeks = 20 days holiday per year

21 days.

Or that you fancied the chicken.

Which pub?

Just starting to work for me, maybe you need to wait a WEE while longer.

Doesn't work for me.

Read your company handbook, I am pretty sure attending the funeral of your best mates dad will not qualify as compassionate leave. I would have thought they would've asked you to book a day off for it.

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Good song imho.

Golden vegetable soup with 2 slices of buttered brown bread.

Go and do some work you lazy fat bald idiot.

I don't know, I also don't know why the threads are still appearing dark red as in un-read.

Why are you stalking Shane?

Better off in TMS I think. The bizarre thing is that I thought about posting this thread yesterday afternoon!