Jillyanne

A NAKED man was plucked from the Solent in the early hours of this morning after going out on a stag do. The man was plucked to safety by a fishing boat at around 2am after cries for help were heard from a member of the public at Ryde on the Isle of Wight. A coastguard spokesman said: "He was very cold and said he had been on a stag do on the island. The fishermen dropped him off on Ryde beach and he was last seen running naked towards Ryde." advertisement "Obviously we were a bit worried about him catching hypothermia but we haven't been able to find him. There were no clothes left on the beach and we have no idea what he was doing in the water. So there is someone running around Ryde naked as far as we know." The Ryde Rescue Independent Lifeboat, Bembridge Coastguards and a helicopter with thermal imaging equipment were dispatched to find him. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/display.var.2426014.0.naked_stag_do_reveller_plucked_from_sea.php

I got banned for having an opinion so it seems, very mature Essruu.

I didn't.

Tonight - drink, eat, watch a film Tomorrow - take the cat to mums, clean the house, drink, relax Sunday - washing, relax, drink, eat Expected 3/10

At junior school in the early 80's we used to say to eachother - "got a bad leg?", I still to this day have no idea why.

Where did I say you were bullsh1tting exactly? I really don't give a f_ck is what I am saying so stop with the baiting. If you really feel the need which clearly you do, to advertise to everyone - "I've picked up so and so and I know this, please come to my website and read all the details" you are becoming one sad MF!

Kip - you can use my account if you like, as long as I get a small cut of any winnings - PM for details.

Well done on keeping the Ponsietta (sp) alive, I have tried and failed!

What do you do exactly?

Whichever airline will allow me to join the 'mile high club' will be my next choice.

Is it green or black bins tonight?

Lol @ essruutryingtogetpeopletotakethebaitespeciallyinTMS! - loser.

All my dvd's are arranged in 'age allowed to watch' order, I also recall song lyrics in my head when walking up or downstairs and the sentence from the song MUST end on the last step.

The problem that you don't seem to understand Essruu is that a forum as popular as this needs server space, therefore I am sure you will appreciate that a subscription is the easy way and fairest way to pay for it. You 'own' b-anter which to be fair has less traffic then Jade Goody's knickers. Deal with it, jealousy gets you nowhere.

Make it 1 post per day imho.

Super - how do you know?

I think he is just trying to make a point, he claims to have registered a new user called b-anter for all the tight b-anter lot to multi use - I don't believe it personally.

This particular Thursday happens to be absolutely fc uking rubbish.

Insert the word Me?

He could have ran back to the lady backwards.

What is this 'theif' you speak of?

Did you give the fat lady some money to get a McChicken Sandwich? You failed to catch the thief who stole her purse therefore the least you could have done was feed her.

Bunch of freaks.

Wrong forum mongloid!

What do you plan to do with it? Auction? How much would you say it is worth?