LGTL

Tomorrow has all the hallmarks of being an absolute classic. Red weather warning, heavy rain, 80mph winds, trains fucked up, and last but by no means least, Russ enjoying yet another absolute pasting.

The moment the crowd show slightly more discontent, which is coming for sure against Spurs, precious little Russ will be fucking losing his mind. I can’t wait to see the sarcastic clapping for starters. Hopefully it’ll finish off the deluded wanker and our shit owners might wake up from their 6 month coma.

Still waiting for an update from Manji. He loved blowing smoke up the arse of the worst owners we’ve ever had. His silence is deafening.

I know the point he was making and he’s still a massive cunt. Your PR isn’t working, time to head back to base and rethink your strategy.

Honestly fucking pointless. Fuck off Martin you smug useless wanker.

Perfectly put. Lighthouse seems to think it’s Martin’s way, or Wimbledon of the 90’s. Clueless.

Bloody hell Jones would be like winning the lottery. Has a better PL record than Russ too.

That’s me done until Palace now, and that’s only for a day out with mates. Like fuck am I ruining my Sunday evening and Boxing Day watching this utter bollocks.

You realise the more you mention the inadequacy of the players, the more you disprove your own point right? If they’re so fucking bad and Championship level, why the FUCK is our loon of a manager not being more pragmatic?

No other PL team would stick with him. Not one. We’re a joke.

And yet with our League 1 defence, which I fully agree with, Martin STILL wouldn’t swallow his pride and ultimately do something different. Considering the circumstances, that second goal is a sackable offence. The blokes a moron.

Stephens should never play for us again BTW. A fucking disgrace of a ‘captain’. Seeing as king Russ froze out Taylor for far less, I wonder if his little lover will get the same treatment?!

Worse owners in our entire history. Where’s Manji these days, or is he still sucking off Rasmus?

We’re an embarrassment to the division and don’t deserve to be in there. Martin is the worst PL manager of all time and we will get relegated with a record low total. Just as some of us predicted after about 2 games.

I’d have you in charge over that useless cunt. Genuinely.

Oh please. You’re becoming so desperate to not appear wrong that you’re verging on lunacy. We’re heading towards a record low points total. Their is nobody that can do any worse.

Absolutely nailed on we don’t reach Derby’s point total. Sack the cunt!!!!

This team wouldn’t look out of place in League 1. Fucking funny and terrifying in equal measure

If there’s a worse starting 11 in PL history, I’d love to see it 😂😂

If Everton beat Wolves we could be 7 points from safety by this time tomorrow. That would be quite an incredible feat after 14 games.

More proof, if ever it were needed, that changing a manager never works. Never ever.

Great post. Our fans are just as bad but taking into account what you’ve said, it’s hardly a surprise. I for one can’t wait to be told how difficult the Championship is going to be, how the quality is the best it’s ever been, how it’s so unrealistic to expect to win the league, how to just trust Martin and win the play offs again, if we make it of course. And we can think ourselves lucky if we do.

Same as always. 31 away. Failing that, a ground I haven’t been to.

Probably. 4-0 or 3-2 or 1-0 or 2-1, it doesn’t make a blind bit of difference. We’ve won 1 game from 13 so expect many more of these predictions with our Russ is charge.

Yeah we‘re getting absolutely pumped.