LGTL

They are completely and utterly batshit mental. Do they seriously think the EFL will kick us out the playoffs AFTER we’ve already won 😂😂 Just imagine the consequences of them actually doing that. I knew northerners were thick, but blimey.

I think most of them today were clapping in an airport terminal at 2.30 on a Monday afternoon. Say no more.

They’re the most pathetic, wet fanbase I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing. You can really, really tell that they don’t have a proper rival. Absolute freaks.

All these other clubs were strangely quiet until now weren’t they? It’s completely irrelevant other clubs getting involved anyway as there’s fuck all evidence for that except ‘they played well’. We’ll be judged for one incident of an intern looking over a hill using an iPhone. Read that sentence again, couple it up with Boro fans demanding expulsion and 10 point deductions, and then realise they’ve collectively lost their minds.

They’re so hysterical I’m genuinely expecting some of them to be advocating jail time for our staff. It sums the weak little sweethearts up that I wouldn’t be surprised to see it suggested.

Absolutely. The weird little freaks have lost their mind so much they don’t know which way to turn.

Boro fans have convinced themselves that today’s result will be null and void and they’ll be heading into Tuesday with a 3-0 lead.

They looked completely demoralised at full time. That was their big chance and they know it. In the end, disappointed not to win the game with those two great chances, but we’ll take them back to St Mary’s. In case anyone was unsure too, Middlesbrough is an absolutely fucking cesspit. Cold, miserable, bleak place.

That’s an incredible half of football. They’ll only have themselves to blame if we win this tie, how on earth aren’t they 4 up?

Team tomorrow then lads, what we thinking? Peretz, Bree, Stephen, THB, Manning, Downes, Jander, Scienza, Azaz, Fellows, Larin. 1-2 Saints

Into them Saints. Win at any cost 💪

Why will it? So a few of their mutants are riled up now. It’s hardly going to be Galatasaray. I’m probably more confident of winning now than ever.

A couple have mentioned the police. Yes, the police 😂😂 Fantastic stuff.

I also like how they’re discussing punishments including us forfeiting the first leg 3-0, excluded from the play offs entirely, 12 point deductions next season, playing the home leg with no fans etc etc. I never imagined coming across a fan base as fucking thick and mythical as Pompey, but crikey I think we’re close.

Gets more farcical as the day goes on. How many times has their story changed now? Like dealing with fucking toddlers 😂

At least the weather forecast means all their little weirdos will get absolutely soaked whilst doing all their funny flare shit. Does the sun ever fucking shine up there by the way? 21 and sunny here tomorrow, fucking 11 degrees and pouring down up there. Grim.

That’s the biggest take from it. I couldn’t give a shit if Saints have done it or not, bit bloody stupid but whatever. The reaction from Boro fans though is bordering on hysterical. Embarrassing.

Jesus, what a bunch of precious fannies. Get back down the pits and stop crying.

Be even more sweet if/when we beat the northern cunts 😎

It’s quite clearly designed by Boro to unsettle us. Hiding in the bushes for fuck sake, I’ve heard it all.

Ordered on the first day and received nothing yet.

I don’t believe so. Assume it’ll be an empty block either side of the home fans.

So we give them 200 less tickets and charge them £11 more 😂

I’m not convinced they’ve released the full allocation yet but I might be wrong. Both end blocks weren’t on sale at 12.30. Guess they could have gone on sale since then.