LGTL

Where the fuck is Jander? Walked off at Eastleigh 6 weeks ago and hasn’t been seen since. Are we still to believe he’s ‘injured’?

I’ll tell you what, these cunts responsible for last season got off lightly with us. But this is going to get toxic very quickly at this rate.

You joke, but this is as bad as anything Still produced.

Fuck knows why we have brought Larin on. Stupid decision.

Our transition into Stoke/Swansea is gathering pace!

Bowen is, unsurprisingly, on another planet to the rest of the pitch.

Reminds me of when all the NBA players had their ability stolen in Space Jam. When you have Jack’s ability, it doesn’t take much to look absolutely fucking shit, unfortunately.

Have the club forgotten the transfer window is open or do we always just have to wait until the last few fucking days? Drives me potty

This is our centre half pairing for Millwall on Saturday, by the way. Fucking shambolic situation.

Dobbin really was a very poor signing.

No chance seeing as we could have easily lost to Hull.

An early goal for Larin really helped and instantly earns more patience from fans. Think the two of them can really cause some problems. He’ll have to go some to displace Larin though, who I think is the best striker in the league.

Is Dobbin really any better than Edozie? Such a pointless signing that we didn’t need.

God this is dreadful

Not fucking good enough. Again.

That’s because it is. Even a win today is the equivalent of losing in any other season. FFS we’re 7 points behind Pompey already, of course it’s must win.

Yes that ties in as I know for sure that the club aren’t expecting the outcome until October.

That squad is absolutely nowhere near automatic promotion contenders. Last year was the weakest the league has been for years, unfortunately think we’re all in for a very rude awakening.

CM and CB are an absolute disaster. Spors is aware the transfer window is already open isn’t he? Saints needing to wait until the end of the transfer window is quickly becoming the new ‘but agent fees’.

And we’ve scored one goal against them in the last 5 or 6 home games 😂

Shane Warne - greatest cricketer of all time IMO. Went far too soon. Michael Phelps - you don’t win 28 Olympic medals if you’re just alright at something Brazilian Ronaldo - my favourite ever striker. No other out and out number 9 gets anywhere close to him. Honourable mentions to Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretsky, Roger Federer, Tiger Woods and LeBron James.

True, but I’ll be stunned if we get £30m straight up. That’s the least we should be hoping for, but it’s a massive jump from £18m and Villa would have bid that knowing the wishes of THB. Here’s hoping.

Villa have bid that to further unsettle THB. They’ll get him for a reduced fee, Saints will argue we did everything we could to keep him blah blah. Tale as old as time.

The club would rather sell 10,000 at £25 than 30,000 at £5. It’s just basic maths unfortunately. The sweet spot would have been around £15-£18 IMO.

7 points off the top after one game 😂