Tamesaint

Johnson has now become a national joke. Ant and Dec cottoned onto this several weeks ago. At the cricket recently people drinking beer were holding up signs saying "this is a work event. " Sales of Boris masks must have gone through the roof recently. Csnadians that I speak to cannot understand how he is still PM. He is Britain's Trump. People normally don't vote for national jokes. I don't think that they will at the next election whenever it comes ... but the fat lying c**t has a way of defying political gravity. .

What? You expect Shit For Brains to be consistent in his opinions?

That is why Private Eye calls her "Mad Nad"

If that was the case there would be little incentive for him to move up north. As well as increased wages, I would guess that Targett would be on some large bonus if Newcastle stay up. Good luck to him.

Poor old Matty Targett. Looks as if he has failed to impress Gerrard. Actually, I'll rephrase that - Very rich Matty Targett. I hope he screws Newcastle for a very large wedge. Good luck to him.

Excellent feature. Thanks for posting.

The Sue Gray report will be widely regarded as a stitch up if it is as limited as it sounds. It will all backfire on Fatty if it is not taken seriously after he has waited so long for it to prove his innocence. An obvious stitch up will destroy any credibility the Fat Git still possesses.

Why would Tini want to break the terms of the loan deal? We only have him after he turned down a 5yr deal from Chelsea preferring us for the first team football that we offered. What would have changed for him to want to return there?

Oh dear. Something gone wrong with the academy????

Very true and somewhat contrary to his popular image. Someone on this forum recommended "Football Hackers" by Christoph Biermann. It is a good read and makes you realise that there are many different forms of stats. I guess the skill comes in knowing how to use them.

After we threashed Villa, 6 -1 at the end of 2014 / 2015 I stayed behind for the lap of appreciation. As I passed the players entrance on my way home , the Villa players were slinking onto their coach. They had just put up an abject performance and didn't want any adulation - all apart from Tumbledown Jack who was happily signing autographs and lapping up the attention. For some reason I saw red at the idiot being hero worshipped after his team had just lost 6-1 and shouted at him that he was a disgrace, should be ashamed at his performance and shouldn't be signing. I am a big bloke and suppose that I can seem intimidating. For a split second everyone stopped and Grealish looked as if he was about to burst into tears. He stopped signing and went onto the coach. He may be many, many times richer than me and can play football at a level light years away from my ability but I know that I have more of a backbone than him. 😀

I think the bloke is a raving loony. I have heard that Pompey Poly's finest likes to stick pencils up his nose and say "wibble" whenever he is under pressure.

That sounds awful. I can understand your anger.

Neither do I but I am sure that as the gammon will soon be telling us , those "Brexit benefits" just dont stop coming. 😉

That's good. Is there anything else in that column? Borriersaint as you like to call him (hilarious) did ask a few weeks ago for any Brexit benefits. I was surprised that you didn't mention the pound's strength against the zloty but perhaps your days of being as thick as pigshit are over.

Better today but close in the end. Definitely worth coming out for.

Exactly.

Yet more absolute bollocks from Duckie. Wow. We lost against Wolves and nobody called for Ralph's head!! That really is something. The haters are going soft. The squad at Ralph's disposal this season bears little comparison with what he had last season. Look at the team and subs bench that played at Old Trafford and compare it with this season's squad. The French lad who came on at the end at Old Trafford apparently doesn't even play professional football any longer! The change in set up this season has more to do with squad depth and ability than any Damascene conversion of Ralph.

Lol at the haters of the "Ralph cult" now coming out and saying that everything has changed. We know fully well that if one of the City chances that hit the woodwork had gone in and we had lost they would have started their grumbles. "2 consecutive defeats," "the pressure on Ralph when we play Tottenham, " "the new owners will be appointing their own man. " etc etc. Yesterday gave Ralph some breathing space but our next two matches are tough ones against Spurs and Man U. Lose those and I daresay the grumbles will start again.

Oh dear oh dear oh dear. 🤮🤧🥵

Gove and Sunak do come across as slimeballs but I don't know about them being sweaty.

And those 2 events are on course to happen thanks to this current Tory rabble calling the leader of the Scottish Tories "lightweight" and their lies re Northern Ireland and Brexit.

That isn't pony. Its a complete load of old bollocks. Johnson's government have done more to endanger the union with their attitude towards Scotland and their non resolution of the Northern Irish Brexit question than any other government in my memory. Johnson and this lot dont give a fig for the union.

An interesting question. Are this lot true Conservatives? True Conservatives to me are the likes of Ken Clarke, Michael Heseltine and even John Major. They no longer have a home in this Conservative party - primarily because they believe in an open Europe. Remember it was Thatcher who was one of the leading forces behind the creation of the Single Market. This lot are more like an English Nationalist party rather than true Conservatives. The likes of Duckie would say that they are still pinkoes but to me they are not true Conservatives.

Its all right. Crash bang wallop cricket starts tomorrow in Barbados. We are good at that