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Targett's been exceptional tonight, esp given how much they've tried to rough him up.

Such a pity we don't have Mane on the bench right now.

Walters getting owned by Targett is also a great sub-plot.

WHAT.A.GOAL

Koeman looked remarkably calm during Tadic's helpfully timed injury.

Ready made for Wanyama.

Great instincts by Pelle, great finish by Mane!

If Forster is look Borucy, Pelle is looking Lamberty.

"Don't let small minds convince you that your dreams are too big" Dejan Lovren, 07/07/14

Very crude bit of screengrabbing to make sure The9's excellent work doesn't go to waste. Essential reading for any Scummah jealous of Pompey's soon-to-be completed tool-shed.

Unbelievable. Taricco's face is a picture.

Fantastic pass from Forster made that goal. His kicking is such an improvement over Boruc.

Better than last season. Fact.

God how many chances are we going to spurn?! On the up side, were actually really really good.

Hasn't been mentioned much but the carnival thing for kids beforehand was great too. Nice way to get young supporters involved at the start of the new season - especially as home to NCFC is as close as you get to a guaranteed 3 points!

If you don't think there's more than enough of your personal information held in cloud based storage to ruin you in dozens of ways then you're an imbecile. No-one who uploads pictures securely consents to then being stolen (again, like parents with pictures of their kids and paedos). Blaming them = sex crime apologism, as KRG said.

So presumably it's also stupid to have your bank details, personal info and photos of your kids on secure online servers too? Or then perhaps we could recognise these women are the victims of a crime rather than blaming them.

Was bemused at Gaston, but look at it this way, it's a good way to give him a final shot at the PL. If he flops at Hull, we get shot, and save on this yrs wages. If he does well, we get him back next year more PL ready, or boost re-sale value. And he won't play against us and may end up taking points off other rivals. I'd still like to have seen him given another shot under RoKo, but whatevs.

Pelle has done very little wrong. Goals will come on this evidence. Targett's delivery is excellent.

Pretty solid pen there. Good that referee is consistently clueless.

That yellow for Yoshida might just be the worst decision I've ever seen live.

Feels a bit contrived now we've scored but I actually don't think we've been as bad as people are making out. The front 3 (or 4 with JWP) look more connected each game (even if there's a long way to go).

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Cool, so long as he's just a private racist, anti-semitic, misogynist. I mean we all spew racist slurs after a bad day at the office, right?

Deal of the window for Palace. Inexplicable that we don't want to keep one of our most consistent performers from last year, especially when the rest of the team is getting weaker.