Le Timmier

David Unsworth signed for Villa in the late 90s during the close season then moved back to Everton a couple of weeks later without ever playing for Villa

I’m having a poo. No idea what you’re doing.

Probably means more 5 at the back still to come

You ok there mate?

If you had the same stream as me on Wednesday, it really didn’t help that the co-commentator was ex Forest (Birtles). Unbearable.

Sounds like an exciting and potentially great appointment. This club is just plain weird right now. What the fuck is going on?!

The reference to more signings in the Romano tweet is interesting. We must be paying this guy an absolute wedge for him to sign. Maybe SR are going to throw a fuck tonne of money at the problem this month.

We need a minimum of another 8 wins to stand any chance of staying up. With this Cockwomble in charge we’re not even going score another 8 goals

Are you able to explain why, (as he’s such a spectacular talent), he’s spent he’s whole career playing his club football in the Chinese, South Korean and Croatian leagues? (and to be clear - I haven’t said he probably isn’t good enough for us, he could well be a good signing, I merely pointed out that he’s never played in a top league, which is a fact)

Do you not think that the quality of the opposition is a factor that might be worth considering?

I think Orsic has got much better in the last 24 hours. Undeniably a decent performer for Croatia, but he’s spent the majority of his club career playing in the far east and has never played in a top league

😂😂 Massively underrated post

Hope someone changes your nappy for you soon

Lots of love for ABK in that article too

Have we signed the lovechild of Stu and Lyanco?

8/10 too - for exactly those reasons

Agreed! (Although i'll happily hear from him in January if it means we're signing Gakpo) 🙂

Yum. Who the shitting crikey is that?!

😂 I know, I'm a right sucker. Can practically feel my brain cells dissolving

God Sky Sports is a load of fucking drivel. They've shown the same video of Aubameyang getting out of a cab 4 times in the last hour. It wasn't interesting or impressive the first time

I'm at the point where I really want Forest to keep signing players. If they really put some serious effort in I reckon they could hit 50 newbies by 11pm

The very same!

Ah balls, missed that. I've got it on mute as I can't stick the 3 twats sitting around the table 😂

Thanks for the lesson