Le Timmier

A real shame that we will no longer be able to benefit from his valuable insight going forward

@hypochondriac can you ask your brother in law? Given all his close connections at Spurs

Jesus wept. The melts are out in force

We have two experienced back up goalkeepers. I don’t think it’s experience we’re lacking in our back up goalkeepers, it’s talent.

Thanks for clarifying

His limited mobility suggests that wherever he is, he will likely be still

Following the exit of Lyanco, a return for Ings would make a lot of sense from a tattoo perspective

You have posted multiple times about Grimes’ amazing ability to spray passes around “with pinpoint accuracy”. It’s exactly the same level of hype you were giving Orsic, i.e. that he would score incredible goals at any level and those of us who questioned the signing “clearly hadn’t seen videos” of how amazing he was. As you say, let’s judge him if he comes

Bloke needs to shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit, and then get off the pot

Signing Paintsil might help to put a gloss on the transfer window

Pompey fans crying after a defeat

He’s running Stu close, but for me there’s a touch too much product in there

What a day that was

Agreed. Is Caicedo really more than twice as valuable (or indeed twice as good?!) as Lavia?! Maybe I’m biased too!

Yeah, we may as well shut down the whole club and set fire to the stadium now

Jesus. Is there a competition running for who can make the shittest video?

A painful experience down by the docks?

He had a couple of good games in the UCL. Other than that he’d never played top flight football other than in Croatia and the Far East. Along with others I pointed this out when you were making him out to be the second coming of Maradona. Mystery solved!

I recall you saying that Orsic was always scoring such incredible goals that it didn’t matter which division he was playing in. Is this a similar theory? 😉

Joanna Lumley would be an upgrade on McCarthy

Me too. In the meantime I’m consoling myself by leaving the edges of my sandwiches and creating my own triangles of crust

Maybe we don’t get our own assigned reporter now we’re Championship?

If you need any pipework advice, my brother in law (who is definitely not made up) is the Chief Technical Advisor to the Chartered Institute of Plumbing & Heating Engineering.

Ah ok, I see. Your brother in law is much better than my brother in law and must know a lot more about football. Got it.

My spurs supporting brother in law reckons he’s crap.