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The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a Vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death. ----oOo---- Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador." "Really, ..." says Mick "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?" ----oOo---- I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid...then I was petrified ----oOo---- The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back. ----oOo---- A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time. ----oOo---- I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself, they've lost the plot ..... ----oOo---- My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70! "Blow this," I thought, "I can get one cheaper off the web." ----oOo---- Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy. ----oOo---- I was at a cash point yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over. ----oOo---- I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move. ----oOo---- I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself, "That guy's heading for a breakdown." ----oOo---- On holiday recently in Spain I saw a sign that said 'English speaking Doctor' - I thought, 'What a good idea, why don't we have them in our country?'

What about Fraser Forster?

Chatteris, home of the fenland pikeys.

Got to be a charcoal barbeque surely, for a real bloke thing to own, setting it on fire is half the fun.

Chiles is 20 times better than that rat like, nob jockey Colin Murray. He is the most annoying man on telly, if only he would stand in front of Davina McCall and I could shoot him through the eye and the bullet exit and then enter Davina's mouth killing both. What a great day that would be.

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This, I think is one of the most impressive and exciting things about Southampton FC at the moment. The real investment in youth and development is there to see, this will attract the best young players. If you had a choice of a few clubs and got the tour of the new training ground and facilities, it would be very very hard to turn Southampton down. I am often at the Norwich training ground, and there is no comparison, it really is like comparing champions league and Championship facilities, and I actually think Norwich training ground is a good facility, but that is how much advanced the Southampton facilities will be. Top work Nicola and all at the club, will be interesting to see in the next 5-10 years if we are a team made up of home grown players.

Was he related to Joey Deacon??

Clark was sacked...

This +100

Well I had a dream that we were losing 1-0 with about 10 minutes to go, and then we won 2-1. I have just put a fiver on us to win 2-1at 13-1, not bad odds.

When we were about 12 & 14 me & my brother were playing football in the back garden and it started to get dark. Parents were out and didn't want to stop playing so we needed some light. So we made a football out of rags all tied up tight, covered it in petrol, set it on fire, then proceeded to kick it round the back garden, whilst wearing shell suit bottoms!!!! Suprised the neighbours didn't see it to be fair. My bro also used to make homemade bombs and rockets which we used to fire in the back garden. If my boys did this I would kick their arses.

Dear boss, please don't pay me anything, just make some "investments" for me, to an offshore bank account, that I will pretend I don't really know anything about.

And would also pick his nephew.....

And so they should, dunno why football clubs get special treatment, just because the have loads of supporters. Lots of companies have loads of shareholders but they are not considered if a company doesn't pay its tax and Revenue go after them.

Its 5k for weddings, £3k per year for a gift. But you can gift more than that in a year to get around inheritance tax, but that is tapered over a seven year period after the gift is made, until after 7 years no tax is due. But this is family to family.

Exactly, I can't see how he is going to defend his actions other than pretending to me a complete buffoon. He received money into an account he knew about and opened, which he even gave a code name to. He didn't pay tax on that money, he didn't even inform his accountant about it, so he knowingly didn't declare his earnings. Surely he has to be found guilty?

Seems to me Redknapp is gonna play the ignorance card on his court case, saying he believed tax was paid as he didn't have anything to do with it, and left it all to his accountant.

Tease

You will never find out the truth, even if they didn't have any stitches they will always lie and say they had a couple, just so it doesn't sound like it was like a wizards sleeve. Congratulations Dr Who, was that at Addenbrookes hospital?

But is that enough of a reason to kill yourself and leave two young boys without a father? Just because he "might" have been gay, or might have had a gay affair, that isn't really that bad is it? Not that bad that you kill yourself and affect the childhoods of your two boys, who you admit are the most important things in your life, surely?

Has been superb this season, one of our best peformers. Not only has he been solid in defence, but has either set up or started numersous moves that has lead to goals. He has delivered the best and probably the most crosses for our forwards, and many have lead to goals. He also seems quicker this season, and has showed great energy and a burst of pace when breaking forward down the right flank. He really has made that right back slot his own, well done Frazer hope your form continues for the rest of the season.

Perhaps they borrowed it to pay the bail.

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