Fatboy40

So a bit like good old Cortese spaffing Liebherr money up the wall?

"we" had no choice, but Russel Martin did, which says it all.

Being sat in the highest row of Wembley was cool, but I'd love to watch the game again with close ups etc. Is there a simple way to re-watch the play off final? (even if it's on some sort of catch up service that costs).

At the rate he's improving if he doesn't get to start regularly, as long as he's fit and ready for 60+ minutes, he'll get frustrated and leave. RM's team picks are getting to be quite bewildering.

Really? He certainly liked going sideways with the ball, just like at Gotzepe him paired with JWP was so dull.

Nope, and it's getting a bit close to Saturday isn't it

More importantly why can't we buy the grey t-shirt Smallbone is wearing

Can we swap our seats with them and let them have the faded pink ones?

Money talks, money talks Dirty cash I want you, dirty cash I need you, ooh (The half time DJ is on fire at the moment, unlike Broja)

Wayne Shaw is more our level right now, he must be available?... https://youtu.be/OagvA6UgmJM

Exciting second half, edge of the seat stuff (I had high hopes when Burnley's yellow cards started to increase and they looked at times frustrated enough to start making big mistakes)... however, and this triggers me so much, our best scoring option isn't even a player we own and who we only have until the end of the season (I hope there's no recall option). Broja makes Adams and Armstrong look so mediocre 😔

Even giving RH the benefit of the doubt I'm still baffled why he hasn't tried this. Redmond was so bang average, it was frustrating watching him, and so many of the conversations around me were "why's KWP not starting with Tino in-front of him". Has KWP shat in RH's coffee or something?

In years to come, if alternative bids of £25m come in for him (or a higher sum of money), are we obliged to accept Chelsea's offer over any others?

But he was our Lord and Saviour, the player to save the club 🤣

That's "Lyreco" (I'm sad enough to now that instantly).

Looks very bargain basement. If he turns out to be a turd maybe we can loan him out to Celta Vigo like we did Boufal 🤣

At full time Ralph got down the tunnel damned quickly, and for the second half I though he looked very frustrated / pissed off (with a week to go before the season starts why did he keep Long on for the whole game, and when he finally makes a change for Tella he choses Obafemi).

Ings did a very accurate Charlie Austin impersonation.

At work I'm sat next to two lifelong Bournemouth fans, paid up season ticket holders, and they just laugh about him, we really don't need him back. Giving him the extension was just risk management, if he was back at Saints I'd personally start N'Lundulu over him every time.

This one genuinely stumps me, in that if he's fit enough to be on a Premier League bench he's fit enough to get some game time there as well. Are there any specific rules that exist to prevent this? I seem to recall that changes were made to make the reserve team and staff to follow RH's style of play and ethos, so would it not be of benefit to him?

I thought for a while that was supposed to be Nelly Gao ?(the superstar social media influencer and worldwide jewelry mogul)

Post of the day for me, in that Pellegrino's spoken English was poor, but now he's saying "Look lads..."

Keep your "winky thing" to yourself please 😲

If the root cause is this then it's absolutely ridiculous, he's been with us since summer 2020 and he's an adult FFS!