KMondo

This is plan B: buy a load of overpriced sh*t that no other club would want. Problem solved!

First ever finish above Liverpool? Club historians, please correct me if I'm wrong.

It's actually anti-PKK chanting, not booing. But let's not let that stop us from judging the whole of the muslim world, eh.

Yes, if only so we can see more of this sort of thing:

JWP at right back anyone?

What's the opposite of 'supersub'?

Bizarre comparison. Banger scored a few goals and generally made a positive contribution during his time here.

...shark-infested custard.

Yes he did. Mayuka too, and Ramirez, and Gazzaniga. Osvaldo was Pochettino's fault, the rest have all been Reed / Koeman signings.

She can tarnish my legacy any day of the week.

"It’s just one of those unfortunate things that with them doing so well there’s interest from top European clubs, and Liverpool."

He was mean to Steven Gerrard.

Even though I think he's looked decent so far, I'm still struggling to make sense of the fee we paid for Long.

I hope it's not a statue.

Lovren looks like an accident waiting to happen. Can't help thinking we've still got the real Lovren locked in a cupboard somewhere, we sent them Jos in a rubber mask instead.

Not sure our squad is that much larger. The lack of players coming through from the academy is more to do with the fact that we've just sold the best ones.

Great post.

Pleased for Feyenoord, they've already been plundered enough this window.

Is he still only 19? Seems to have been around forever.

No Giroud, a notoriously fragile midfield, and our reserve right back at centre half. How hard can it be?

Really? Which of these do you think Boruc was better than: Cech, De Gea, Szczesny, Begovic (sorry to mention him, must bring back painful memories), Marshall, Guzan, Howard, Foster, Mannone, Lloris. Personally, think you're flattering yourself and there's a reason you've been replaced.

Come on now. He made some great saves but also did some of the stupidest stuff I've seen since Ian Andrews wore the shirt. The Begovic goal? The Wanyama 'pass'? The Giroud incident? I do feel for the guy, but he's not exactly helping himself to move back up the pecking order.

Hate it when players do that. Really disrespectful to little old Utd.

Lighten up, they're not that bad. I thought the great escape one and the birthday party one were quite funny.

How many of them would come here to be 4th choice though, with the occasional moment of glory away to Millwall in a sh!tty cup competition? My guess is that Stephens is now seen as the 4th choice anyway, with Hooiveld demoted to hospitality / luggage carrying duties.