KMondo

This is plan B: buy a load of overpriced sh*t that no other club would want. Problem solved!

First ever finish above Liverpool? Club historians, please correct me if I'm wrong.

It's actually anti-PKK chanting, not booing. But let's not let that stop us from judging the whole of the muslim world, eh.

Yes, if only so we can see more of this sort of thing:

JWP at right back anyone?

What's the opposite of 'supersub'?

Bizarre comparison. Banger scored a few goals and generally made a positive contribution during his time here.

...shark-infested custard.

Yes he did. Mayuka too, and Ramirez, and Gazzaniga. Osvaldo was Pochettino's fault, the rest have all been Reed / Koeman signings.

She can tarnish my legacy any day of the week.

"It’s just one of those unfortunate things that with them doing so well there’s interest from top European clubs, and Liverpool."

He was mean to Steven Gerrard.

Even though I think he's looked decent so far, I'm still struggling to make sense of the fee we paid for Long.

I hope it's not a statue.

Lovren looks like an accident waiting to happen. Can't help thinking we've still got the real Lovren locked in a cupboard somewhere, we sent them Jos in a rubber mask instead.