PaulSaint

It wont happen but, how good would this be: Spuds finish last Pompey 2nd from bottom We avoid Admin with Dowie or Boothroyd Lowe goes and we get a new, popular chairman :fball::fball::fball: . :fball::fball: . :fball:

When we've finished that game we can move onto "pin the rail on the Doncy painting".

When its full can I hold Lowes head down?

"I personally think the coffin being carried on the route of this march will attract the media attention through the middle of town on a Saturday lunchtime." I agree but who's got one or can make one here?

Who reckons the grubby men mentioned above wanted a similar payout from Paul Allen who then scarpered along with any chance of us being good again?

I emailed Connor to mention my recent funeral idea and whether he wanted to use it, here is his reply: "yer i like your thinking mate. but the second idea (funeral march) is a bit complexed. if anyone can get there hands on a coffin im well up for it. but me and few others organising it have chosen for a simple one until then. but yer message me when you can and we can talk" 1) Do people here think the funeral march and SFC Coffin will have more impact on the media? (full details here). Supporters inside the ground then wear black armbands to visually show the board we want change, this was a good idea from SaintRobbie. 2) Anyone handy with wood or strong cardboard who can make a fake coffin?

Clubs & club chairman are always on ebay. If we are going to find a buyer we need to do something original in the eyes of the media? So who wants to go to Dubai & become a hero?

Are you saying these two guys are already in Dubai? Dont suppose they can write perfect arabic too so that the brochures can be bilingual?

Well I reckon we do something similar: We choose a passionate & persuasive supporter from these boards, we all club together & send him to the UAE (economy of course), lets say Dubai. In his suitcase is a classy advertising board saying "English Football Club For Sale" and some really plush looking pamphlets extolling the proud history of the club (especially Brazil) and the Stadium, our Dome, pictures of the fans at cardiff, pics of the full crowd against Man U, etc. They visit the pavements outside expensive, luxury hotels, shopping centres, HQ's for Oil Companies, Golf Clubs, etc. We contact all the media there and maybe use Youtube to do video reports, I reckon he will be on proper TV and in print within days (over there and here) purely as a sporting/financial curiosity! Then we pray that a rich millionaire or even billionaire admires our guile and decides he wants us! Ridiculous idea, maybe, worth a try, I'll start us with a fiver. So who wants to be the most famous Saints Fan there is, the one that saves the club?

Poll Update - Found this in the FAQ: "To create a poll when you post a new thread, simply click the 'Yes, post a poll with this thread' checkbox at the bottom of the page, and set the number of possible responses you want to include. When you click the submit button, you will be taken to the poll creation page, where you can specify the question and the list of responses you want to include." I dont get this poll option - anybody know why?

Didnt Roy Keane take an average Sunderland squad from near the bottom to promotion in half a season? Cant see him & Lowe working together but then we might have driven him off by then:D

Not unless it was the only option. Until then we fight to get rid of Lowe and Jan while simultaneously supporting the players.

The whole point of my thread was that a lot of little protests (Dads Army like) can end up failing. I suggested it would be better to pick one or two and put our hearts into them, we stand a much better chance of getting the media interested if we show them that we had a list of ideas and voted one in. Ther trick is to accept that the idea that wins the poll is the one to back whether you voted for it or not. This thread has attracted a lot of ideas but as yet no focus. What do I need to do to turn this into a poll - somebody? BTW - Mods - Theres another idea to add to the list (see post from "saints_is_the_south")

Norwich hired Gunn! Seconds rarely work - Great news!

Great ideas Chuz. Mods - please can you slip this in as idea number 7 & slide the others down: #7 - Fan sponsored pitchside advertising hoarding and/or a postcard campaign.

Its not conclusive evidence we know but this thread contains Manager Win & Points per game stats: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=8438

Mods, now that the Dads Army thread has dried up, please can you create us a poll with the following eight options. All are protest ideas to remove both Lowe & Poortvliet ASAP! 1 - Saints Funeral for Swansea Game - The club died last Saturday, lets pay our respects. Coffin to be left at reception. 2 - TV Game Boycott - HQ at central hall and meets at twenty other locations around Southampton 3 - Fans United Day - Invite the world to a "Help us save our club party" 4 - Find a consortium of business men, a new CEO and write a business plan to take to Aviva/Barclays 5 - Lets do options 1, 2 & 4. 6 - Fill the Itchen stand and wreak hell on the directors box 7 - Other - We need to protest but not with these ideas 8 - Do nothing, we will be OK Please can you make it a sticky!

I would like to see Portaloo employed for the rest of the season to work with my mate at the job centre, I think it could work .

Well after almost a day of being distracted by "The Meeting that never was we need to get back to picking & rallying behind a protest plan. We have six listed above, has anybody got anymore or seen any details we can add? Jan & Rupert out!

I reckon it could be "Paul Gascoigne", he ends most days at the bottom of a table?

I reckon it could be "Paul Gascoigne", he ends most days at the bottom of a table?

Maybe he has been with family recovering from the whole "fans verbally challenging him" thing. Lets hope he does the honourable thing and resigns now, we cant afford to pay him off with the "Dowie" money?

Maybe he has been with family recovering from the whole "fans verbally challenging him" thing. Lets hope he does the honourable thing and resigns now, we cant afford to pay him off with the "Dowie" money?

Dont suppose you can also do the managers that have been talked about as Jan replacements? Dowie Keane Adams Ince Boothrooyd Pardew Coterill Hollaway Tisdale Hoddle Keegan Its not 100% reliable but its a start & a useful talking point?

Nice work Can anyone do the same for 07/08 & 08/09 (so far) plus stats for Pearson & Jan?