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This. I had a lovely dose of Campylobacter poisoning a few years ago. The Dr reported it to the environmental health people who then contacted me wanting to know where I'd eaten and been in the preceeding couple of days.

Hate to tell you this, so were we. Although that was in League 1....

Just finished TLOU this afternoon. Superb game, may well go through it again and see if I can find all the bits I missed first time round!

Wow. Probably a decent chance of him actually getting a game!

Tips for a beginner? Only give it to people you don't like

Quite possibly, I wans't responsible for the teams tactics so I don't know, I was just trying to highlight how a stat can be made to show anything. FWIW I'm not getting on Pelles back, and I can't believe anyone with half a brain would do after two games in a new league. But then, listening to some of the helmets that populate our stands...

The stat means nothing until you add in how many times he found a team mate.

I will be reserving judgement until I've seen his Cruyff turn in a competitive match situation...

I think we can answer that one for him easily enough!

Half time porn, obviously

Marmaris Imperial. We get there friday night. Any tips on where to watch the match? Not sure if I like the sound of the Anfield bar or not!

Where are you staying?

I'll be in Marmaris. Should be a few places showing it, don't think the Mrs is too impressed though:wave: Wasn't going to bother this year but I've buckled and bought myself the away kit (in about ten sizes too big) ready to proudly wear on Sunday.

Without being overly arrogant, we would murder them. They might huff and puff a bit and keep us on our toes for half an hour or so, but once the first goal went in the floodgates would open. Remember our L1 team against their overpaid megastars? It would be that, but with another division gap between the players abilities.

Well, they're through. Come on cup draw Gods, make it happen!

Tough one. Pompey away for maximum humiliation for the dirty inbred ****es in front of the bestest of the best, or pompey at home to make it as uncomfortable as possible for them and allow far more Saints fans to witness their utter humiliation.

To be fair, you'd be pretty hacked off if you'd paid for 6 business class seats, only to be told that one of your party was being downgraded and then only offered £200 for the inconvenience!

Rudi Skacel will be No.7, you heard it here first.

Its a non-story. When Markus first took over one of the first things Cortese said was that part of the plan was to make the club self sustaining.

On the plus side we should win a fair few penalties this season as the things get ripped to shreds at every corner!

Really? Well youre wrong. Im a big lad, I need 2xl. This years kit is so poor even the 3xl doesnt fit. So its £45 the club have lost out on from me. Probably a LOL for you but for a business that apparently wants to up its commercial revenue making a mistake that stops your core customers buying from you is pretty ****ing un LOL if you ask me.

No, the advice is now changing. have a look Moneysavingexpert or Consumer Action Group for info about how to proceed. You're still pretty much guaranteed to win but you need to do a little more leg work now.

Not quite right. His body was on the correct plane, unfortunately his head was looking for the Barcelona flight...

Very brave statement by Ralphy-boy. If Jrod and/or Schneiderlin are now sold I imagine the fan backlash will be (rightfully) huge. His position will become untenable.