Big Bad Bob

It's blue and black then

So who's colour blind, #TeamBlueAndBlack or #TeamGoldAndWhite?

But I showed it to someone on my phone and they said it was Gold and White and someone else said Blue and Black, same time, same picture, same lighting conditions. Explain that!

Beavers

I once heard that you could get the whole population of the world standing on the Isle of White, wouldn't be able to move if you were in the middle but there you have it.

Big boobs in a white and gold dress?

I've juts asked 5 people here in the orifice and they've all said it's Blue and Black, so do I BTW

This can't be true, shirley they've got the wrong fans?? BBC Sport ‏@BBCSport 5m5 minutes ago "One of the largest amounts ever raised by football supporters." FC United bring in £2m from fans for a new ground http://bbc.in/17CYOdM

shoulders

Thank the lords I'm a man then, what were you Girl Guides then Rangers or some other modern fangled girl scout group thing??

I had to check myself :- [h=2]pussy[/h] adjective pus·sy \ˈpəs-ē\ (Medical Dictionary) pus·si·erpus·si·est [h=2]Medical Definition of PUSSY[/h]: full of or resembling pus

Blown too much of me time buying dinner and wine And me money on flowers and lollies Only to find that what's on me mind Isn't on hers and she's sorry So I've made up some lines that save wastin' time And keep me from blowin' me brass I'm ever so cool I just prop on the stool Right next to hers and I ask: Chorus 'Do you **** on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery? Could I feel your tits? Or would you show 'em to me? Cause you've you've got a nice head And you look pretty honest So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour-- I'd like you to be on it'

True story, I was working at the London office and staying in a hotel near Tower Bridge. One night I take a walk over the other side of the bridge and stop in the boozer to have a beer or three. Bloke in a rugby shirt is sitting at bar already and start talking to me as I'm drinking my beer at the bar. He offers to buy me a drink, I decline because I had "a bad feeling" about this one. Sure enough he suddenly blurts "I think your gorgeous do you want to come back to mine?", at which point I make my excuses and leave very quickly, I also made sure I walked past my hotel and made sure he wasn't following me...

If a person, clearly of the female persuasion, approached me in a bar and offered to buy me a drink and I didn't know them I'd run a mile!! If she started chatting to me first, then accepted my offer to buy her a drink and then offered to buy one later then I would accept.

I think if you look at the video Barnes was leaning back slightly when he cleared/passed the ball so that may be the reason why his leg was "hanging". He certainly, never once, looked at Matic.

It's one thing I'm very conscious of when talking to women, I make such an effort to maintain eye contact at all time..just take a sneaky peek when their attention is drawn elsewhere.

FWIW I've just watched the "tackle" again and I wonder why people are saying it was a horror tackle. Barnes was practically stationary, Matic was the one that came in from the side out of control. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SOD9SQ6XL0

Short skirt, black tights/stocking and knee high boots

Bearsy, she just doesn't know it yet...

Could be worse, you could have been likened to Edwina Currie, whom John preferred to Norma, apparently

Short skirt, stockings and tight, low-cut top

But you're not going out with them with the intention to bed so you want to ramp it back a bit so as to not give the wrong idea. Legs yes, boobs no, you've alluded to having a cleavage before so I would wear a loose blouse rather than something form fitting...

What about a Tigger style onesie??

Lone Lady in Hotel Bar is usually Prostitute, so what you want to do is buy her a G&T slap £100 in front of her and ask how much more if she swallows?