Big Bad Bob

And a very fine one I should imagine it is too. Bear is one lucky thing of the genus ursus. Now we need to find out :- is he ursus americanus, ursus arctos, ursus maritimus or, and I think more likely, ursus minimus?

Sorry, dropped into Bletch mode then, won't happen again this is the "nice and friendly" thread after all.

I've edited it ?

It's "you're" not your, grrr

What? Like she may be about to wrap her warm, moist, red lips sound a small but erect penis?

I think someone suggested an appropriate one the other day :- http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?53539-Niivea-adsverts-sponsoring-Liverpool&p=2143639#post2143639 Me, I prefer something along the lines of

Don't know if I can be bothered with the ongoing maintenance to stop the itching.

Because this is the "Nice and Friendly" thread and *that* topic takes it ever so slightly off course.

Do we??

No problems, at my age I need plenty of warning, so I can give the blue pill time to weave its magic

Get your baps out for the lads. You need to read the sexism thread but I shouldn't mention that here...

Next time you feel a "moment" coming on, give us a PM and I'll return a virtual hug and I promise I won't frot...

Well you've succeeded in insulting me by not putting a comment by my name, am I that anonymous??

Interesting on the radio this morning, apparently only 9% of women asked would go to a male strip/lap dancing club. No figures on blokes going to normal strip clubs. For mine, I've been to a strip club once, got taken to Stringfellows. This earnest young thing in front of me waggling her bits with a grin like a Chesire cat, it was so funny. I felt sorry for the poor girl as I was laughing so much..

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Do it yourself vasectomy, plenty of YouTube vids on how to do one ?

You are absolutely the essence of gorgeousness when you swear, I love it when he-she's swear

Lift the sack up and gently pull, they go all smooth then or so I've been told..

Never ever, ever apply aftershave after shaving your genital area! Not that I would have knowledge of the immense pain this can cause, only been told be a friend...

but, but, but Pap's met you and everything........ Ow **** it, I can always close my eyes and dream of that heaving bosom as you order your pint of sweet cider at the bar..

Oh come on, one metaphorical flutter of those gorgeous eyelashes of hers and you go running back to her bosom like a man possessed...

Come, come Bern (if I have you right) you've had online arguments with better people than those two...

Would this be the pathetic and, quite frankly, puerile list that has no relevance on real life in the slightest.... feck me Halo you've climbed up it...