Big Bad Bob

Mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." Mushroom says, "But I'm a 'fun guy.'" Bartender says, "I just said we don't serve fungi." Mushroom says, "No, no, not 'fungi,' 'fun guy.' I made a pun." Bartender says, "Get the **** out of my bar."

Nah, too elevated a role for him, he'll be on Pooper Scooper duty...

tomahawk 11:18 AM on 13/04/2015 We must now hire a decent ,proven, manager -after all we are a unique top club. Saturdays game was a blow - lowly Morecambe wanting to play us every week. What a bitter pill to swallow? Saints did it,Bournemouth are doing it; even non league Eastleigh have said Pompey would hold no fears for them. With players like Wallace,Tubbs and Taylor at our disposal at least we have a good basic attack. Sorry for Mr.AA of course, but he knew it was a gamble before taking the job,and after all it is not the end of the world. I bet the payoff was more than just all right. Time now for a bit of class in the management side and also the players. We the supporters deserve this. blues 11:23 AM on 13/04/2015 Top club......no we are a mid table Div 4 club.... tomahawk 11:44 AM on 13/04/2015 blues - in the football world we are a top club - not where we are now but our past is something else. We are up there with the legends. Blue Shoes 11:49 AM on 13/04/2015 Tomahawk.....we are not a top club at all and as fans, we need to get this ridiculous idea out of our heads! Up there with the legends, are you drunk!! We are a small city club with a small fan base, who has achieved a small amount of success. We are not a big club at all.

Feck me, looks like I killed this thread deader than a dead thing i.e. Tokes willy

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Pie

We need more of these Lou Lou my sweet :-

Lou Lou accused me of having a vivid imagination earlier, I can admit that it is not so nice having such a vivid imagination, everything is a double entendre (or the visual equivalent thereof). Noooo, Bear is a price pikey, it has been proved. He is such Price pikey he took sofa back to charity shop asking for refund because he didn't find any coins down the back of it...

Oh man, I'm absent for a little while and it all goes to rat shit on here A pair of luscious red lips appearing to be on their way to enveloping a small, erect penis will get most male blood hot! Maybe you should "Rule 1" yourself so those that haven't made the Farmhouse or London Saints' meets know. It wouldn't change my opinion of you though Lou Lou my sweet Nope, JLaw does not a lot for me, your avatar is still queen!! BTW what was the word that UJ used that you found funny when he said it, you need to learn to circumvent the swear filter better...

Pedant alert :- With 30 teams in Lou Lou's Premier League that makes you more like Blackburn Rovers!!

Agile

Word origin :- a shortening of mongol (note the small m) And a mongol according to the same dictionary! As I have previously said I have twin daughters with Downs and I am fully aware of the origin and meaning off the word. Personally I find Turkish's selective dictioneering amusing, if he'd bothered to look further, and I'm sure he has, he would definitely know the full extent of what he is doing. Does his constant use of the word bother me? Not in the slightest, it's designed to provoke a reaction and that it surely has. Maybe this should become the gayboard! According to the same Collins Turkish quotes it's not offensive!

Rendell

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I ain't stirring no porridge

Yeah but that's normal innit

I thought their Social Network status and popularity was the most important thing to the yoof of today

That's only because Lou Lou hadn't updated her list for a while. There should be a sticky thread with Lou Lou's list in the first post!

It is very important to remain at the top of Lou Lou's affections. I will be going to neither social event as I am not going to the Spurs game, however if I were then I would be attending Lou Lou as Brum is just a little to far to travel, even with the word game temptation.

It's a tough one isn't it

This infighting makes me sad, can't we come to some peaceful and harmonious resolution? Failing that can someone post a picture of PompeyLass' giant bazookas or are they Lou Lou's giant bazookas, whichever one it is photographic evidence would be required..

Assuming you're not trolling and in the interests of fairness :- Goat boy Weir Doe