See Hutch I'm glad you have her sussed like I did. Dishwasher of course would be a rented Chippendale type, chained to the sink, not one of the electromechanical ones.
Anyway, ANYWAY, WTF went on with this thread. I partake in my weekly visit to my local to demonstrate my massive knowledge of all things general, upon my return to this thread I see it has descended into tonsorial discussion and smutty innuendo that the ex-convent one is, rather transparently, ignoring to further her own titillation.
And :- Who the **** is Lily Collins?
And :- If you think swanky should get by the swear filter you should try typing in Scunthorpe.
And :- 2 nuns in the shower, "Where's the soap?" says one, "It does" says the other.
And some joke about nuns doing press ups in the vegetable patch