Big Bad Bob

Hey, you're not the offical TO thread bumper!!

Hey, you're not the offical TO thread bumper!!

To Lowe (off-screen) :- You are learning well my young apprentice, soon you will have the secrets of the Dark Side of Football Chairmanship

Becks : When you get SLH into Admin I'll ride in as the saviour and you'll rule forever...................Am I in yet??

"I'll get Crouch for dumping me from the board, and TomMac for all his promises, and LLS for all he's done.....Nurse! My Pills!"

Makes you mad until you read that the Defoe transfer to Spuds stalled because he wanted a £700k loyalty bonus from the Skates...for 1 year of ****eness!!

Ah, the good old "Michael Palin" passes

"He taught me everything I know about..................................hockey"

If he gets his, ahemm, international clearance in time :smt044

Looks like Lancashire is becoming the next Davis/Wright/Higgingbotham/Telfer.....

I win

It's a cross between 1984 and that Dr Who (Christopher Ecclestone) episode set in the 2nd world war!!

Somebody forgot their humour radar this morning!!

Or maybe he's the typical saturday/sunday park player that shuts his eyes and hopes !!

Aye, he got lost finding his way out yesterday and is currently tunneling through the pipes for the undersoil heating that never was!!

n'ah The Watchtower

Has he signed yet?? (This could get as long winded and protracted as the Skacel saga......has he signed yet??)

ummm http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/d/derby_county/7811098.stm

Ours : Pahars v Derby : 1998?? Away Team : Scott Parkers 2 against us at SMS when he was playing for Charlton

Yes, but you weren't exactly allowed out of the gates to smoke were you! I never used to leave my seat unless I needed a wee so don't know No, I'm saying you'd need extra stewards on the gates to check peoples tickets coming back into the ground. Fairysnuff. Another thing I've thought of it what's to stop (some of the more unscrupulous) taking their mate's ticket stubs and giving them to someone outside the stadium who would then use it to get in to see the rest of the match!! With all the empty seats in the bowl I'm sure theyd'd quite easily find somewhere to sit!!

She must be one of 'arrys agents. She's got a little white envelope poking out of her coat pocket!!

Well, without something being built what's to stop the away fans meeting up with the home fans whilst on a fag break? Add in the additional logistics of smokers wanting to go in and out up to 10 mins either side of half time or even during the game how is that going to be controlled? I used to smoke, I know what the addiction is like, luckily I gave up before we moved to SMS. I feel sorry for the poor buggers that used to sit near me at the Dell, having to put up with my smoking

Lowe : Is that a banner she has in her bag??

Wilde : Umm, steward lady, can you tell me where these seats are, I've not been here much!!

Do you know what really p's me off :- Before the smoking ban, if I wanted to go outside to get some fresh air I'd freeze to death, even in the summer. Now the pubs have invested in patio heaters and all sorts of paraphanalia to keep the smokers happy. On the upside, now if I go outside I'm warm. Same at SMS, there was nowhere for non-smokers to go to get away from the smokers! Eevn in the bowl the smoke used to come up the exits and waft over my seat. Now that the smokers can't do it anymore they want somewhere built for them to staisfy their cravings!! As a naturist will they build me and my like somewhere where we can run around naked without breaching public decency (and in my case public health) laws!!