I think the only place he'd likely meet you is Southampton Common of an evening and only if you're walking a dog.
I'm glad I'm not included in Cat Belt Shin's list of characters extruded from his frenzied mind, I was worried I was going all Turing and developing a personality of my own, now I know I am my own person!
Just to add to the weight thing, my twin girls were 5lb each when pulled out of the sunroof, the doctors said that the Mrs B-Trip didn't have spare room for the babs to grow so took the decision to have them removed 5 weeks early.