Big Bad Bob

There's some very wobbly logic in there amongst the single sentence paragraphs.

Cocker

I'm c&p'ing from Twitter, I have no clue

@grahamdubber: @alex_crook @pn_neil_allen (In all comps) Grant 30.3%, Cotterill 29.5%, Appleton 25.5%, Whittingham 21.6%, Barker 20%, Awford 38.9%.

@alex_crook: Whoever replaces Awford has to change a losing culture that has been there for six years what is the win % since 09 @pn_neil_allen ? #pompey

@alex_crook: Said last night it would be when not if Awford is fired. Waddock the likely successor but I Iain McInnes sounded out Warnock before #pompey

ginger minge

Does Alan Green work for ITV??

A plucky draw to keep the amusement going then please.

Bearded

Switzerland

See the way the bloke with the white top was walking slowly, almost as if timing it so that when (pre-arranged) head butt from horse in stall happens he can feign falling into other horses nether regions. Frotting they call it when humans do it...

And bang on cue :- http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/30908551

Should be perfect practice for playing on the Nottarf Krap pitch at this time of year then

Ah but they do, what else causes us boys more grief, apart from football, cars, bikes, sport........ Where is Coxford by the way, I keep thinking of the Baron Knights song with the Smurfs in it but that's Catford, ain't it, eh?

Doing those sort of sideways "I'm not looking but I am really" type movements...

A byte walks into a bar and orders a beer with chaser "No problem" says the barman, "How's life treating you" he continues, being the friendly sort "I've got parity problems" responded the Byte "I did think you looked a bit off!" says the barman..

If didn't cost you ~£8k, it cost you whatever your original bet was, until the match finished you had neither won nor lost the money, Heisenberg would be proud..

http://www.tokeswebcams.com/livestream

Do you mean Black Book? Because I'm a little concerned as to how you got my name and address as I haven't given the information voluntarily? And do the Nuns offend because of the objectification of women or because of your religious beliefs or both?

Come come Louise, I'm long enough and worldly enough to know that you only ever tolerated me, being in your black book is merely my end game achieved. I think, should this continue, we may win this year's Forum Nemesis award.

Because, and don't tell Tokes this, his father in law is actually dead!!

They shared the same bath water during a drought, Tokes was first and did what he normally does in the bath with his tweezers and faded copy of Readers' Wives, his good lady friend used the bath water for a vaginal douch and the rest, as they say, is history.

It's not a nun per se..