Big Bad Bob

We've always been told that women should be able to dress how they like so, really, you should wear whatever you feel comfortable with. If it was me though I would keep it Laura Ashley, don't give the wrong impression to your intended paramour. Never, mind you I am attached, if I ever become detached I might depends on how far my wit, charm, personality and dashing good looks get me in the real world.

Because it's not Sky that was blocking the site, rather he had a product called Shield running which appears to be acting as a web filter, blocking sites that are on a list provided by someone. My ISP, BT, stops access to torrent and file sharing sites that it knows of but I can get around that if I need to.

I always thought Mong was the shortened form of Mongoloid which is what people with Trisomy 21 used to be called. Now it appears that I was wrong and it actually a shortened version of mongrel as used by the Australians! Whatever next? Calling Harry Kane a dag?

That is why Google invented incognito mode ?

Nah, I just Googled for "Nuns in leggings"

Leggings

Being everyone else's whipping boys? Sucking bad? Not winning?

If you've got kids and dogs then you have zero chance of keeping it clean and scratch free, not unless you spend all weekend cleaning it which, with kids and dogs, you won't have time to do.

FFS you're hitting you're mid life crisis early, don't want an MPV but a Chelsea tractor is fine. Don't forget to leave it parked with two wheels on the kerb to hide the double yellows on the road and kerb.

Now these are interesting

I never left Lou I just decided to leave you alone, I was hurt and upset that I wounded you so.. And me, he's a tosser

In the P&P, unless you're a lady with large breasts and a low cut top, that is impossible and heaven forfend if you're wearing colours.

Jeez, are you really E L james in disguise. WTF is Katie Hopkins, seriously I have no idea.

father-in-law

Sticky

I quite like this one

In the effort of increasing peace and harmony in TMS http://bit.ly/1E0TH1r

I have no rep to damage to be fair. I must be the only male member of TMS that has upset Lou!

In the style of the Donkey at the end of the first Shrek film 'Pick me, Pick me'...

Eastwood P.S. Why Bearsy talking to himself??

'allo

I just love the delicious irony of the Apple ad considering how they are now.. Back OT cat

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