wadesmith

Corporal Chickenwings.

Yeah I heard his final wish was to sit in the pavillion, so the stewards propped him up under the lunch-bell.....and then Griffiths came on to bowl and he walked out.

We have ****ed off Brigjton. They will now try and lose toHuddersfield. Well done Nigel.

Yeah it's a strange one like a lot of these things it tends to depend on who's saying it and in what context. As i've said above,alot of my mates didn't mind being called it, personally I hate anyone calling me a 'yid' as in my experience it tends to be used in a dergatory way. To be honest i've rarely heard the term in the last 10 years and since 'Glee' came on TV apparemtly being a Jew is cool so maybye I should get over it.

Growing up in Slough in the 70's I used to get called 'yid' alot,usually in an aggressive context, personally I ****ing hate the term, but I know alot of my mates didn't mind. If noone ever calls me a yid again i'd be happy.

Exactly mate, to be honest I think you are agreeing with me...as I said you've got to bat well on it.

Beleive me mate,I was there yesterday and it is a great batting track...but you've still got to bat well on it.

Definately a Saturday in August. I was at Reading Festival as the result came through. Badly Drawn Boy was laughing about it.

i first saw this story on April 1st, and thoutht, ' thats the most obvious April fool ever' it's actually real. I'm a bit stunned to be honest.

I've just done BBC predictor and it says we need 32 points from our last 10 games!!?. Surely this can't be right?

Looks like I chose the wrong day to give up Heroin.

I remember in the past people were suggesting bringing out S4E leisurewear..i thought that was the lowest point on a saints forum....i was wrong....we would be the laughing-stock of the football league if we sang this.

In cricket a 'tie' is when both sides finish with the same amount of runs, a 'draw' in an inconclusive result

This was a 'tie'' not a 'draw'. I think it's only a 'draw if it's rained off. Actually that may be a 'no result' i'll be honest i never understood the difference between a 'tie' and a ''draw'. Maybye someone can help me out here.

Just playing Devil's advocate for a bit, although I agree Ervine is a great player and has been instrumental in us winning 3 one-day trophies in the last 6 years, i'm just concerned that he may take the place of one of our younger players and impede their devolopment. I've been watching Hants since 79, and in terms of depth of squad this is the best we've had in my opinion. We may not have any world stars like Marshall, Greenidge, Smith or Warne, but we have some really exciting youngsters. I'd hate to see them leave us like Tremlett due to lack of opportunity.

"Robin, you've got to lay off the crack.....charge the battery and lets go!....you're embarrasing me out here"

This joke doesn't work because why would anyone like a horses head as a present? The second one is painfully unfunny.

Just felt like it.

I was loudly slagging off Jason Dodd in Subway on London Road, when guess who came in ....Jason Dodd. He looked a bit sheepish and asked for am Italian Meatball BLT.

Arshavin should now leave the country. What a smurf.

In the five years i've read this forum, this has to be the most unintentionally funny post ever. Cheers for making my day fellah. Give this man a prize!

Well I guess you can either choose to have people point & laugh at you all day...... or you can choose to wear the Arabic Fancy dress.

Funnily enough the Dail Mirror is making the same point about Le Tiss as i made yesterday, and saying , 'is there essentialy any difference between what he did, and what the pakistanis did? I have to say , I don't think there is alot of difference..& I love Matty.

Yeah, I agree with all of that. It is an interesting one, and as my previous post said I been having a bit of a moral dilemma about this one all morning. Too be honest I quite suprised how gutted I am by this episode, i'm aware it's only 'spot fixing' which is the same crime as Matty commited, but you can't help thinking what else is going on . There is so much meaningless international cricket being played, with little resting on the outcome, these sort of games could be a goldmine for 'spot fixing' It must be particulaly embarrassing for some Pakastani's as we have been quite accomodating in hosting neutral tests for them, (Yorshire lost £500k in doing this) I fear for Pakastani cricket as this is just another stick for people to beat them with.