mack rill

That snake looks well happy:snakeman: Feckin hate to see it when its p*sed off;)

We offered when we were a sh*t hole......Oh!:smt023

18 mill and it looks like its gonna appen,,,,,Think about it this deal alone is worth more than the whole of your ****ry:smt112 Bumpkin out fit. And that would include your Knight in shining Armour,,,,Lord of Lowe, PFC = Big Time

Yes he would of been IF! Lowe had of left him with a few wise heads to keep your promising youngsters fully focused and not panicking when under pressure. Todays match showed that when thy lost it in the fist 12 Min's

free nill

4 or five years ago it was 100% English, Do the maths swede head.

Your not a Girl by Any chance Dog.:smt047

No we dont!.....Unless you are a asylum seeker (IE you have raped murdered robed or some other crime in your native country. (so they is after your ass) Or you are one of our new Eastern block brothers. Unfortunately if you are native to this country when you sit down Cap in hand in front of your DHS officer He or She gives you the hound dog look, opens out the palms of there hands, Sucks air sharply through there teeth, and says (Cant help yer!):mad:

Lets hope the Brent Geese don't get the plans called in A!

Chucky?

Well this news should make you feel safer in your bed tonight,,,,,,Shame winning on the pitch wasn't such a hooot COYA!:smt047

No but it might help catch the muver f*ckin rapist or what ever before he has chance to do it again.

If i was CID i would keep an eye on Calamity's post (when the brown bag arrives) Having witnessed that f*ck up its got to be a fix or betting scam.

Take no notice of the sad **** Barj.....Its a feckin good game to watch what ever the result;)

Was there a catchy little Jingle for Lord of Lowe. som fink like......Hear we go its wooopert Lowe Bullin on your radio:)

F*ckin grate.......another result for the tree huggers , do gooders, and great unwashed of this world Every knut who breaths air in the UK should have there DNA on file. Old Bill cold pick the bastards up before thy have chance to re offend. It could save millions in money and man hours.:mad:

Stay He comes across as such a smug Knut, Oh and any chance he could do one of them monthly speech thingeys Like a Lord Lowe's half hour, One more thing, Any chance of having the original Statue back,,,,Cheers ps....love Mack!:smt114

Sounds like a little sh*t who's been norty, And knows Santa hasn't got him one in his Sack!:smt064;)

silent fart! holy fart! Remain calm release your bomb, Round the kitchen up from your chair, Little atoms of poop in the air, See the cloud slowly creeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeep, Watch all your friends breath in deeeeeeeeeeeeeep

To the choon of A lot like Christmas, Its beginning to look a lot like syphilis, All around my nose, I picked him up in a bar gate den, He but ****ed me once and then He lodged a candy Kaine up my asshole, Its beginning to look allot like syphilis Boy is my ares sore But the prettiest sight to see, Is his pecker to his Knees, When I'm on all fours, A pair of buffalo boots, And a pistol that shoots Is much to much to ignore, Fist well go walking then well start talking, But i hope he will want do more. And mum and dad can hardly Waite for me to go and **** a whore, Eeeeeeeeeeeer, Its beginning to look a lot like syphilis, But i still like boys more, But the ugliest sight to see, Is the canker that will be, Round my Owen back door,

Maybe hes just a feckin BIG boy,,,and no young filly will get near him:cool:

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You work in a mortuary Don't you! (Neckro Man is hear)

When the whole ground were singing and clapping Amarillo sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet:grin:

This weekend will be Purrrfect(see what i done there Jilly:smt008) That will give you two days to hang the decks, And go to the DIY shop. (if like me your decks are lost in the attic You just know during the search foot will slip through the ceiling:mad:)