JB

I'd like to be a mattress and pillow tester for a luxury International hotel chain.

Can I recommend a column maybe written by a family with three generations of Southampton supporters who go to a lot of matches and have seen the highs and the Lowes of supporting Saints. Comparisions of how today's match day experience compares with what it was like in the old days. And what it's like being a kid and choosing Saints over a more successful side because your Dad and Grandad make you Stuff like that. Also I think Kaiser Soze should do a travelling away guide.

Its a pain in the arse. National Express via Heathrow is probably easiest if you have luggage, but it takes around 4 hours. As far as I know you can't get funfares between airports, so it won't be cheap. If you go via Victoria it will take longer but may be a bit cheaper if you can get a funfare ticket from there to Southampton. Or...how about a taxi for £150? :-)

Hotel. More flights. Presents for me.

1. Pancake 2. No booze left.

You see what you wrote there, those words, that's you that is. That's you.

Good work and well done :-)

Oh and they are too Scottish live. Really annoyingly so.

Your father's gaaaaaaaaaaawn. It reminds me a bit of get your father's gun....sounds similar. The lead singer looks a bit old for that sort of thing.

Dancing In The Moonlight by Top Loader is the worst song ever.

Spamigos

I am also allergic to bananas.

Not that it's the same bottle of vodka of course. Nice one Stevie for keeping up the pretence.

Not that it's the same bottle of vodka of course. Nice one Stevie for keeping up the pretence.

Watch out Aids Victim doesn't knock you off on the Rainbow Road.

I'm posting this message onboard the Woolston Ferry.

I neither agree nor disagree with anything anyone ever says.

Yes, fun. That's the bit you seem to struggle with. Perhaps you and Baj could form a How do we solve a problem like Essruu PM club.

How long until another 'I was only joking can you re-instate my b-anter account' text tonight? Serious business :roll: Serious rivalry Lol

LOL @ all this. Anyone who thinks there is any b-itterness, jealously or rivalry involved here is really very silly. Happy Birthday again, Ess xx

Can't start a thread....... Just bought two from seetickets for the Monday night, although not sure if going to go. Will of course sell them for face value if we don't If anyone else wants to try their luck, ring See Tickets (24 hrs) on 01159 129000 they have tickets available at a few venues.

Contact the Student Union @ Bournemouth? http://www.subu.org.uk/student_marketing/

Got a big freezer have you?

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Oh, and she will be a very good role model to get all those slightly less intelligent young women out there to go and have a smear test once in a while.