JB

Yes.

Should it be 'poo'?

My friend is singing at the Bedes Lea on NYE. Remember to say hello to her :-)

De de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de OI OI OI

Gutted, I was looking for this but in 24"

I sent Patrick Bateman a Christmas card this morning. It was from Woolworths. And they were reduced. It's going to be like a kick in the nuts when he finds out.

Pretty much the same. Haven't worked Christmas Eve for years though, finishing at 2pm. Back full of enthusiasm on 5th January. What you moaning about?

The iPhone is very easy to use and loads of fun. Perhaps it's just a bit too big for her if she's used to something smaller (lol). If this is the case, a new handbag to keep it in ought to do the trick.

A subscription to a football forum.

MB have you ****ged Jen yet?

As I said to Stevie G outside Gate A tonight (lol), paying £70 for some racist types (love to you all, of course) to say c*nt a lot is a bit retarded. I have also spent over £1,500 on air tickets in the past week, so let's say the timing was a bit rubbish as well. Saintsfun is on the cards for a come back and there are certain TMS members who are long overdue their time Under the Spotlight :-)

There has been a surprising amount of interest in taking over b-anter tbh, so you may need to sell a few more packs of Christmas cards to become Numero Uno, Stu.

True story

Not as good as last weekend when I got 22mb down. That's the norm. Normally.

This all reminds me of when Paul Ince became manager of Blackburn Rovers.

The electric potato incident?

I'd like to complain about the ITV programme Golden Balls. Making blatent lying acceptable (and encouraged) when very large amounts of money are involved is something I have trouble watching.

And without it being broadcast they could have rung AS and apologised for their childish behaviour and felt a bit ashamed. AS could have then decided if he wanted to make a complaint. He doesn't have that luxury now as the whole of the UK are doing it for him, whether they listened to the calls or not.

It was pre recorded, whoever chose to broadcast it is at fault. JR and RB were messing about (and it was funny in a spontaneous way), but they didn't know it was going to go out when they were doing it....and you would have thought there are more sensible people than those two making decisions as to what is deemed acceptable to broadcast to Radio 2 listeners.

Did you have a lot of gold bars and diamonds stolen from your car?

Give your girlfriend a chinese burn and make her come with you. Get flights with Emirates stop in Dubai and Singapore and you'll be splitting the flight into three fairly equal parts.

Sometimes hearing an 'I don't know' is soooooo much better than listening to somebody, who doesn't know the answer you need, spouting bull**** and b*llocks for half an hour. I occasionally admire an 'I don't know'.

What did the spazzer say to his dog? Down Syndrome.

:)

But given your success rate in contacting your dead relatives, it seems they're coping just fine and would rather be watching DIY Heaven Disasters on TV rather than talk to you.