BotleySaint

I assume he is tall and thin. Or is it just a name? If he turns out to be naff and puts the ball over the bar we can call him Will Shanksclear. Anyway, 11 goals for Oxford. Seems a good option.

I was almost right!

Jude!!!!!

Still time for France to get 2.

He'd make a good winger.

Penalty. Don't miss, don't miss..

Hattrick incoming!

It's the FA making that decision. His job is safe still he resigns in a few years.

From one of our best ever performances, to one of our most humiliating, probably.

Optimistic. France won't stop at 4.

3-4

Whew, should be 4-4 already

Ivan Toney playing like he has no shins.

Literally, England will lose this 6-4

You always meet that chippy non-football person who says "Ah well, at least you made the semi final!!" with false enthusiasm. Like that's meant to make you feel better.....