the stain

I think it's almost a certainty that Hypo has not been touched either.

Do you have any recommendations?

He was. And before he kicked the balls he rubbed them in some dogsh*t.

I heard that he was really upset with some of his Christmas presents.

Clueless

Thank you.

I'm amazed that the car that gets hit by the wheel manages to stay on the road and basically in control.

Me and the mrs are going to be seeing the new year in with a couple who I met on the Internet, in Newquay. I'm hoping that he's not shy when it come to touching tips as its all part of the fun.

I'd be very surprised if Ramirez is on the bench.

I'm intending on blaming any of these: Gazza/davis/boruc fox yoshida jos ramirez guly Rodriguez I might throw in a comment about Adkins not having a plan b and making poor substitutions. If its a heavy defeat I'll probably blame cortese as well. That said, I actually think we will win.

We're going to take the Gunners by surprise. I've got a good feeling about this. We will raise our game and win 2-1.

What an odd sentence. Why have you added "who are mates" at the end? Of ourselves they're mates, why else would be spending the night with them? It's almost like you've overcompensated so people don't think you're a swinger. Are you a swinger?

Coaching 3 year olds? **** off! They're idiots at that age, what on earth could you teach them? They can barely stand up are certainly too stupid to follow instructions.

I'll give you a clue - my surname is Rice.

I actually don't think it was as easy as people are making out.

So what if he smokes? He's not running around, just standing in goal and if he needs a fag every hour then that shouldn't be a problem because each half is only 45minutes. Everyone that I know who knows anything about football was astonished when we signed him, saying he is brilliant. I just don't get what's happened. I got my fingers crossed that he becomes brilliant again.

My Arsenal supporting brother said to me yesterday that they are signing him. And having watched the highlights of Arsenal v Newcastle, I can see why they'd want a left back - Gibbs is ****. His positioning is almost as bad as Fox's.

Hello, you miserable old f***

What, not being able to beat stoke at their ground?

If only Billy Sharp was still with us.....

A point is more than I was expecting, so can't complain too much. We always seem to throw games like this away though.

I'm going to need a lot of people to blame for this. I hope many of you will join me on the post match thread to make outlandish and knee jerk comments.

I'm finding this more distressing than having to read about things being sent from iPads and phones.

Turn it off. It makes everyone hate you. Is that what you want?

Yes it is.