the stain

Seriously, i'm not being funny, but if the phone is in his house, like he says, why not just get off your arse and ****ing look for it? That's what we used to do in the old days. In fact, it's what most people still do......misplace something within their home and then go and look for it.

Have you been on the "coke" again?

I don't know if Barry is a skate, but he's definitely a **** who has gone by the name of Dune in the past.

Have you tried looking with your eyes?

Idiot

I am disgusted by it all.

I pity anyone who thinks we will get more than 1 point from those games.

Yes. We will now, without doubt, be relegated. Well done Nigel.

I didn't go to the game but I'm really cross at the "fans" who did go. They were useless. They might as well all die. I've got mates who support other teams and they all say we're **** fans. I'm so ashamed I just don't know what to do with myself.

Apart from Steven Davis

Typical under 25.

Are you sure you didn't provoke them with your attitude?

Oh I know you alright, mate. I know your sort. The under 25s.

I knew you weren't under 25, not like that stepgar. He's definitely under 25!

YOU'RE under 25! Not PhillippineSaint.

I wonder whether he'd agree terms with us, given his ****ing huge wages. Anyway, I don't like his hair.

"Failed to agree contract terms"? The greedy bastard.

Yeah, bloody foreigners.

You could re-read your defence of Nadia Slim, re-read my explanation and then actually answer the questions I put to you.

Does this play cassettes?

That would explain the constant moanng and moodiness

Great, so he's gone from being world class to not even making their starting 11. We don't half pick them.

Where did I say that?

Yes, of course. Who would hold an opinion that they didn't believe?

If I'm with others I'll generally jump up and grab people and use it as an excuse for feeling other men.