the stain

This

Dont be a **** (at least not all the time, you ****ing *****)

It was one of my eat all you can days on the 5:2 diet so I ate it and asked for more.

I think you'll find it does count, so **** off.

I've had a sixsome.

Where has this rumour come from?

Except Lambert is leaving us, Lallana is the new Darren Anderton, Ramirez is also made if glass\a waste of money and Coutinho would leave the full back exposed. Relegation a certainty.

Why don't you just leave the guy alone? You're going on and on about, just change the bloody record will you? "there were under 25" - with this level of literacy, I can only assume you are under 23.

Don't be racist, Spudgun.

Oh well, might as well forget about that then. He will go to villa and we will probably miss out on Astori as well. I can see us signing Richard Dunne and that's all.

I go to thie site below quite a lot. It's generally very good, some interesting ideas. http://www.knittingforums.org.uk/

The moral of the story is don't deal drugs in toilets.

Drunken saint - that's what happens when you improve a squad - good players have to get dropped for better ones. If we didn't sign better players we'd never improve.

Oh shut up, you trolling, skate nutcase.

Depends

I've never heard of him, but if thedelldays says he'd be a waste of money then I agree.

I have never been stopped and searched. I keep my head down and abide by the laws of the country.

Maybe they thought he was Abu Qatada.

Cor! This thread has given me an erection.

I pity you

Yes, it is. Good guess, well done.

I bet Jim Davidson is yours, "Barry"

I've just **** my pants. Is there an app that will clean my bottom and pants and hide my shame?

We are close to running out of toilet paper. Does anyone know an app i can use that will tell me what I need to do?

I've lost my wallet. I know it's somewhere in the house. Does anyone know an app I can use to find it?