the stain

You know

What a ****

Alan Ball Spudgun

Anyway, I'd like to publicly apologise to Jason Puncheon for suggesting he's a bit daft. I see now that my comments were childish and would only serve to undermine Jason's confidence.

"who has the fattest bums - spurs or saints"

"Are Spurs more intelligent than us" would be a good thread.

A good idea, Norm. The fattest arse thread would be tricky. As sportsmen, surely none of them should have fat bottoms? Id be pretty angry if someone being paid a lot of money to wear the sants kit had a fat arse.

You need to calm down.

Im going to put my neck on the line and suggest that if players can speak more than two languages, they can't be too thick. I think it's reasonably obvious that puncheon is more than a bit daft.

He signed some autographs? Flipping hell, he's virtually a saint.

Delldays and Alpine have struggled to work together and they're both experts in the field.

You can't go back on a prediction that easily!

Yes, you're right, they are the wrong reasons.

So if spurs have similar results against teams we have also played, but are much higher in the table, surely that means that when we play the other teams they have played we should win them and move to a similar position to where spurs are now. That sounds like an exciting prospect. Thanks for pointing it out Dave.

Without doubt. Roughly as well. Maybe a bit of slapping.

Why has she got got rivets in her stomach?

I think we're better than them.

I forgive you, others may not.

Are you referring to Mayuka? I didn't realise he was African player of the year. Are you sure about that?

I'm going to guess he's referring to this.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20356757

Its not deemed as bad as GBH or rape. That's a ridiculous thing to say.

Ludicrous to think he is worth anywhere near that.

I was in the camp of not wanting him back after his sulking and attitude. However, I am glad that we have him as he offers us more options and when he's on form he's clearly a premiership player. Like everyone else has said, he needs to do it more consistently, but then it was never talent that I had an issue with, it was his attitude. I really don't think that he's changed completely and I'm sure his foolishness with be displayed again at some point, but for now, he's doing alright.

So he should "brush it off" and get on with it? Why? You're contradicting yourself by saying racism is wrong, but so is complaining about it. If something is wrong why should you just accept it?