Halo Stickman

Would you like mushy peas with that, young man?

I think she should have her own forum. Gulp, I've sunk to the level of the brown-nosers

Just a minute! I'm on the list!!! In fact I'm higher up the f*cking list than Brown Nose Bob.

You were saying, Bob? BTW, I wonder what Fowllyd did to get those explanation marks?

Are there no depths to which you will not submerge your soul in order to remain at the top of Lou's list, Fowllyd?

I'm pretty sure that Lou's lot have got the monopoly on the crack cocaine + handjobs, Bear

Ok, let's make this easier, Bob Giant bazookas v Strippers + wood puzzles + cake stall + bring & buy sale + bingo + beetle drive NB. I've still got to run some of those suggestions past Bear.

Giant bazookas v Strippers + Word puzzles. You decide, Bob

The next level, eh Lou? I'm not sure if I like the sound of that, or not.

Bear, overnight, I've been giving some thought to our rival gathering. We need to come up with a strategy to counter Lou's crowd because word from the front is that she's planning to roll out the big guns for the Spurs match, namely, PompeyLass and her giant bazookas. We need a crowd pleaser of our own. I was wondering whether we could persuade Bletch to come along to our gathering with some of his word puzzles because that would, at the very least, guarantee me and Fowllyd turning up, and, you never know, might even encourage Cryptic Goat to swap sides.

The strippers are key here, Bear – I can't believe anyone turns up at the Farmhouse to meet Lou and her crowd unless they're out of their minds on crack cocaine etc.

I was wondering if you could invite me along to your next works annual outing to those Brummie strip-joints. We could get some of the gals to sign up with SWF – play Lou and her in-crowd at their own game.

Haven't you heard, Lou, the brain's the sexiest organ? Or is that just what wimpy men with little dicks say?

Tbf, that's not a bad strategy for picking up Dutch fellas.

You sure you're not just pretending, Lou?

No, Lou, it's me that Bob is suggesting has to run, but because you're seemingly a bit slow on the uptake at least I'll have a good head start

Okay, how about: Me, Me, Me a name I call myself?

Don't forget Lou's favourite line: Sew a needle pulling thread ...

Thanks Bear, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on here - I would never have guessed it would come from a c*nt like you

Post 1654 Clever Goat!

Yes!!!!!! It's taken me the best part of a day but I've finally cracked it!! Goatboy is a weirdoe!

I'm going for one of Bear's strippers (although not literally of course because it wouldn't be right or decent or healthy to intrude on another bros patch)

I think it's fair to say that no goat (or it's shepherd) has ever clip-clopped through TMS more cryptically than that! Do you set the Times crossword, Goat?

... and for the sake of equality, to keep Lou happy: