Halo Stickman

Here we all are having some frivolous banter on TMS, and along comes Lou asking one of her serious and philosophical questions. Anyway, it seems to me that it would be better to break down your question as follows: a) What percentage of men find the idea of 2 women kissing, attractive? b) What percentage of men find the idea of 2 men kissing, attractive? c) What percentage of women find the idea of 2 women kissing, attractive? d) What percentage of women find the idea of 2 men kissing, attractive? Establish percentages and work from there. I'm no expert, but my guess is that part of the reason – somewhat counter-intuitively, perhaps – includes an evolutionary element. Now let's get back to reverse cowgirls, please.

Btw Bear, you can't seriously expect Tokes to list all of his gay confessions – he's on the Register and is restricted to only 3 posts per day. It could take weeks

No need to name names, Bear

Hmmm. I read once that you can't actually dream about something unless you've actually done it, or something very similar … that's why when you dream about falling off of a cliff, you always wake up before you hit the ground. Now, where were we ...

See post 21 on page 1 of this thread (sorry, I don't know how to do that linking thing )

Come on Miss Marples – last week you were imagining Bearsy! as a university lecturer in his mid-fifties, the week before that he was a six-foot tall hairy Brian Blessed look-a-like, and now you're fantasizing that he's a woman! Get a grip Lou – he's not a chameleon shape-shifting to suit whatever takes your fancy at any particular moment in time, he's a bear, ffs.

Go on Bob, make my day.

It's dirty work but someone has to do it

You called, Lou?

I think that this hoary old potato is probably more appropriate for the Lounge or maybe the Arts or General Sports forums, Lou. By the way, if you think PMT is bad, wait for the menopause to kick-in. I say this, not from personal experience, but from close observation.

Oh heck, we've started batting - still, hopefully we're be able to survive 60 odd overs.

Bear, I think that you have dismissed Lou's idea about getting run over on the highway whilst drawing vaginas around potholes far too quickly. If you died for your Art in the style of Van Gogh, Kurt Cobain and Barry from Eastenders then you would achieve instant fame and immortality, plus the profile of TMS would be raised even higher than it was that never-to-be-forgotten night when Pap met Bazza in the Fulwood. We could get Bletch to write a eulogy (on second thoughts, perhaps not). Bros like Pap, CB, Tim, Verbs and Soggy could unite together to form a harmonising choir and sing 'Hallelujah' and other appropriate ditties. Lou and PompeyLass could organise the flowers and p1ss-up at The Farmhouse and also GTT*OFTL We could invite your Brummie stripper mates, and all have an orgy around your knob-shaped coffin – because, at the end of the day, it's what you would have wanted. * tributes

Cheers Wade. That's good news for Hants, I reckon.

There may be an opening for someone to invent a butthole carrot sharpener. True Story. Old chap turned up at the A & E where my sister worked with a carrot stuck up his backside. He said he'd slipped over whilst working on his allotment.

Is it raining in Southampton? Please.

Gotta love Koeman! Top manager, top man.

Great start to the season for Ervine – 66 no, 42, 0, 102. He seems to have been around forever and has given great service to Hampshire – it's hard to believe he's still only 32. Great start for Carbs as well – 25, 79, 42, 81. I reckon this match is fairly evenly poised going into the last day, but I'll be disappointed if we don't come away with a win. Not sure what the wicket's doing - maybe it's a big day ahead for Briggs and possibly Dawson - but I think Tomlinson's early morning spell might well be the key.

Which, within 1 run (IIRC), is what we were attacking this time last week.

Vince 37, 9, 8, 0 in Div 1 so far this season. By my maths that makes Smith 11 runs worse Let's just say there's room for improvement by both! On a much more positive note, Hants 257/7 - approaching 300 lead.