Halo Stickman

So the man who shares Tokes bath water is … a stranger. Let’s hope he’s not some dirty trucker called Colin. Btw, fine collection of nuns, Bob – good to see that the Catholic faith is thriving.

Bletch, as a fan of Call the Midwife I can reveal that the one on the left, Sister Bernadette, has married Dr Turner, so is no longer a nun and is now just plain Mrs Shelagh Turner. Personally, I preferred her as a nun. Does this make me odd?

So when you are able to post up those nuns, Bob, they can be as Not Nice and Unfriendly as you like!

Bob, don't forget this is the Not Nice, Unfriendly thread ...

You're right Bear. What this thread needs now is nuns, and lots of them.

Well, perhaps you are right tpbury, but supposing she insisted on starting a relationship afterwards? You’d have to come on to the forum together, hand-in-hand. It would be like taking the missus along to the lads’ night out – night after night after night, day after day after day … it just doesn’t bear thinking about.

It’s taken that long for me to discover a sanctuary – i.e. this place – where I can seek a brief respite from Mrs Stickman’s incessant browbeating.

Aye Bletch, with all that tambourine bashing, Lou was to TMS what Linda McCartney was to Wings … or Bear’s hamster was to The Pet Shop Boys Shaun Long? Is he?

Sorry Lou, it was wrong of me to suggest you might be a Barry Manilow fan.

Lou dims the cabin lights … slots in her favourite Barry Manilow CD … slips off her oily overalls … slides seductively over to Bear … whispers provocatively into his ear … deftly unzips him … lowers herself slowly on to our hero … Several years later a motorist pissing in a grubby lay-by somewhere in darkest England looks down and exclaims: “That’s not a tree stump, that’s a giant bear boner with the end bitten off – another hapless victim of Trucker Colin, the notorious lay-by-road-closed-exit-next-junction murderer”.

Bap The Sequel - Fulwood here we come.

Can I watch? More in a paternal way than a pervy way, you understand – it’s just that I’ve grown quite fond of Bear, and I wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to him.

Aye, miserable bunch of bloody killjoys making up the rules thesedays, Bletch.

I'm not certain Bletch, but it sure as hell makes my eyes water when you yank it.

I think someone's grooming a lorry driver, but to be honest I’ve lost track.

Always check the rear view mirror when reversing your truck into a lay-by, Colin.

Bletch Does Boston

Awesome week! Brilliant effort from the management and players. I can’t remember the last time we won 3 tough away fixtures in the space of 6 days. Fantastic. Well done to the away support as well.

Then get back to the kitchen.

No comment, Bletch – I don’t want to queer my pitch with Coxford_Lou

A dog is a man’s best friend, Alsatians 4 chaps.

Went to the same academy as Ashley Young, apparently.

What about if they've got a headache?