Halo Stickman

We hum it, Bear twerks it.

Oh well Smirking, perhaps if PompeyLass ever decides to come over from the dark side, she could take that name - she appears to have a couple of very nice firkins

Good game, good game ... How about Firkin Saint?

S-l-i-m-y C-r-e-e-p.

Did Tokes having an avatar of him being bummed by a bear help him to be taken more seriously by the lounger chaps?

Hang on, I haven't got an avatar, what am I gonna be doing? - stood around holding everyone's bloody handbags and coats, and playing with myself, I suppose

Drat:(

I suspect that may see you moving down a few places on Lou's list, Jonnyboy, whereas: It's your rampant feminism that's doing it for me, Lou will hopefully see me moving up a few places.

Very wise, Bear - Lou is giving him spots

Thank heaven's for that! I once had a very nasty experience with a hairy metro – it became derailed at Shepherd's Bush and tore up the tracks all the way to Marble Arch. Boom boom.

I wouldn't worry too much, PompeyLass - most of us on here don't know what an adjective is, let alone an appropriate one.

If I did I would have to drag Mrs Stickman along, and I'm not sure that would be in anyone's best interests, least of all mine

Ladies, this could be your lucky day!

Yeah Bucks, stag-dos themed around a person's employment is certainly an interesting concept – I wonder what my undertaker mate has lined up?

Is that because of all those bloody masons parked outside? Sorry Jeff, I couldn't resist it.

In fairness to Bletch, the only two women he ever saw whilst growing up was the warder who came over from the women's wing at curfew to administer his bromide treatment and the butch librarian who used to tie him up and make him read the dictionary from cover to cover whilst bashing his todger with a thesaurus.

I once accidentally splashed Sloan's Liniment on to my balls. If Veet or Hot Wax are anywhere near as painful then I'm with Mr Coxford on this one – keep 'em hairy

Yes, I thought that might rouse you from your slumbers x

Yeah, but Coxford_Lou did refer to Pap as being like a better looking Jon Bon Jovi, which, no disrespect Pap, I always felt may have been stretching credibility a tad too far

Please tell me she's not Bletch's auto-ego

Okay, let me just have another count up of the amount of chaps above me on that list ...

What are you saying, Bob - that I may be selling myself too cheaply, perhaps? I'm just delighted to be above Bletch (metaphorically speaking)

Yes, that's the one! I see she's moved me up several places!!! Sorry Lou, please forgive me - you're not a damn woman after all. Edit: I mean, you are a woman but not a damn woman.

That damn woman produced a list of her favourite posters – I can't remember where it is, except that she might have well have scratched it into my heart with her own fingernails I gave her the best 30 seconds of my life, and what does she do? - throw herself at all these other fellas and treat me like a bloody doormat! It's a f*cking disgrace. Edit: Sorry, wrong forum

Yeah, one place below me IIRC, Bob! Not that I'm paying attention to her stupid bloody list, you understand