Halo Stickman

You have pm. Grade 1 wriggler please - must be clean and virus free

Yeah, not being dead or even near dead - you've definitely short changed us, Bear. And what about the free sperm for everyone, and the micro-penis for Lou? - nothing but empty, hollow promises! I, for one, will never listen to one of your sob stories ever again!

You definitely ought to be something! Some of us (well, sucker me) were even paying you tributes, ffs!

Come back to work! I thought you only had days to live, the way you were carrying on!

Does this mean that sperm donation you promised all of us is on hold for the moment, Bear?

Yes, we're in danger of straying into non-muppetry on TMS, but I was thinking something similar, faraway.

Come on Bob, answer Lou's question – I can only stare at a blank screen for so long

Many thanks for the uploading photo instructions, Bob.

Cheers CC, I didn't realise you can use that funnction for uploading your own photos from a laptop, and not just google etc

I think that forums do strip away a certain amount of social conventions; but, on the other hand, most, like this one, do impose rules by which posters have to abide. Failure to do so can result in a complete ban, which, I suppose could be argued, is a harsher punishment than can be inflicted in the 'real' world. Also, there is a certain amount of 'self-policing', by which I mean, posters rounding on people they deem to be out of order. Therefore, I think the question as to whether or not someone's 'true' nature is revealed more clearly on either a forum or the 'real' world is a complex one.

If you mean uploading a photo from your laptop (not from google etc.) on to here, then I, too, would like to know how to do that.

That is the micro-penis! - Bear's a lot larger than he appears (allegedly)

Bear and his wood are on their way, Lou.

Any improvement overnight Bear, or do I need to start preparing a nice receptacle for my share of your testicles?

My eyes watered just reading that, Goat

Have you tried a mountbattenberg?

On a related theme, has anyone been watching Amanda Vickery's series on the Suffragettes? Personally, I've found it interesting. http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0544j0j/suffragettes-forever-the-story-of-women-and-power-episode-1

Get well soon Bear - this place ain't the same without you.

I was ripped from the nipple at a very early age. To this day I can still hear my mother saying: 'Halo, here's some formula milk, now go and find yourself a job.' I could have made so much more of myself

I've heard it said that Symonds was the quickest learners ever to attend King Edward's.

I find that some threads are best skim-read; this thread has long since been one of them. However, this approach can be problematic. For instance, I mistook the '1' for an 'I' at the start of the bold bit: If ever there was a case for spelling out small numbers as letters, this was it, VFTT!

There was really no need to leave the limp wrist off, Jeff x

Close!

Nice example of something I was referring to earlier, Pap. Serious, irony, sarcasm, parody, joke – your post could be taken as any of those, or as a mix of any of those.

I better not tell you how I picture you then, Patrick