Saints Fan Dan

Think it looks pretty smart. But I don't really care, I'm getting a retro version of the sash shirt from 10/11 instead.

Yeah mate, I used to say the same thing about supporting your country but it's hard to do so with such **** players and their **** attitude. Everything about us is awful. Even when we took the lead (for all of a minute lol) I could only muster a half-cheer. England don't give us any real reason to support or care about them. Had this been Saints I would been going mental (but even we would've played better) but I was almost cheering Iceland on.

Pfft, not even joining a big club.

Not really much of a surprise, Henderson is an awful player.

Wow, what an upgrade Ronald! From Ryan Bertrand to Leighton Baines!

how come?

Dave Jones. I remember having a first team photo from 97/98 and Rupert Lowe is in the middle in his suit and my then Man Utd supporting friend thought he was the manager . I thought it was normal then for the chairman to sit right in the middle of the team photo. Oh how I learned ours was, shall we say, a little different than the rest.

Celebrating losing a game "B-b-b-but, we beat you 4-1 11 years ago and you went down once!" And now AFC Wimbledon are a division above them.

Matt misses penalty, crowd started singing "You're just a shít Rickie Lambert"

Stoke have scored YEAAAHAHAHA!!!!

****, you knew he'd score that as soon as it reached his foot. Bloody hell Saints, why can't you let us relax?

Resorting to BBC commentary, steams aren't working at all today. Though the way this game has been I'm quite glad, we don't seem up for it.

Obviously the club see a lot in him. I've slagged him off in the past but he has improved this season. His performances against Man United away and Liverpool at home and of course scoring against WBA are highlights. Plus he is only 21.

Are the skates passing the ball back to Plymouth because of the kit clash? Or are they really that poor?

Might watch this and get popcorn at the ready, could be a riot by the sounds of it!

Yeeeaaaaahhhhhh!

Hope United destroy these ********s and **** on their ****ing parade. Disgusting vile little club are West Ham. Finishing 6th will be even sweeter because it'll be over them.

Hard to believe Stek played in a World Cup final, he's been absolute bobbins for us. That free kick he conceded at Chelsea, awful goalkeeping. Having a top class keeper behind your defence really does make all the difference and it's no coincidence that our good run started with Forster's return (and ended last season with his injury). Davis, we love him but he needs to hurry up and retire, taking up too much space and Forster looks daft wearing 44. Our goalkeeper situation since returning to the PL has been pretty bad, we really do need a good backup.

Who the **** is Pochettino? We really are a superb team aren't we?

Starting brightly, blowing a lead and fading. Sounds like Pochettino! Come on Saints, we can beat these dirty cockroaches.

Yeaaaah!! Walker injured too, shame it's not Alderweireld.

Very similar to the 3-1 win against City under Pochettino. Lets get a 4th!

Brilliant, you tear them apart for 44 mins then let in a goal before half-time. Well done Saints, now you're going to blow it.

Burnley, Brighton and Wednesday up. Sunderland down. I can't stand Sunderland mainly because they have a knack of nicking points off us and their sack manager, bring new one in before playing Newcastle and staying up before doing it all over again is annoying. They've outstayed their welcome and are stinking the place up. Also, never got over Boro beating us at their place before the Coventry match, them and David bloody Nugent can stay away.

Don't be so sure. I think we can beat Man City and Spurs may have already lost the title by the time we play them.