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You stupid f****** tw*t!!!!

Tim Vine....Google the name and you'll find millions of his one liners.

Went to see this at Harbour Lights last night. I left with the feeling that it was an evening well spent at the flicks. A basic synopsis: Sam Bell is a miner of Helium 3, a new clean energy source for Earth that is mined on the moon. He is just coming to the end of his 3 year contract. The real time communication uplinks to Earth have been broken and the only company he has had in all this time is with GERTY, the mine base computer ( reminiscent of HAL) voiced by Kevin Spacey. Naturally, after all this time all he wants to to do is go home to his wife and daughter, but begins to hallucinate and starts to doubt his sanity. He ends up having an accident whilst checking one of the Helium 3 'Harvesters' on the moon surface and is knocked unconscious. Recovering in the infirmary GERTY tells him rescue mission is on its way to sort out the damage caused by the accident. Sam takes an unauthorised trip back the crash site where he makes a bizarre discovery which makes him doubt his sanity even more.... It's a gentle but intelligent film which will remind people of films like Dark Star, Silent Running, 2001; the interior of the moon base is not too disimilar to that in Alien and the moon surface scenery looks like it's been lifted from Space 1999 or UFO!!!! Sam Rockwell plays the part of Sam Bell very well and the Clint Mansell (ex Pop Will Eat Itself) score gives it the perfect edge. Go and see it, you won't be disappointed.

Cheers Hamilton....!!!!

There was me thinking it was the Investment Planning Counsel of Canada. Global warming cause by our endeavours is a crock. And it pokes me off 'cos the the powers that be have jumped on it and are using it as an excuse to stealthily tax everybody up to the hilt.

I went to the butchers the other day and the butcher said 'I bet you £5 you can't guess the weight of that meat on the top shelf'. 'I'm not gambling!' I said, 'The steaks are too high.' I was in a Chinese restaurant when a duck came up to me with a rose and said: 'Your eyes sparkle like the stars'. So I said to the waiter: 'Excuse me, I ordered aromatic duck.' So I went to Buckingham Palace to cut Prince William's hair. I said to the policeman, 'Can you let me in to the car park, I'm here to cut Prince William's hair?' The policeman said 'Have you got a permit?' - I said, 'No, just a bit off the back.'

WTF is it? Can someone do a chord diagram or tab it? Cheers....

£3.99 on Play....Quality film, had to buy it to replace my old VHS copy.. The bit in the burger bar is classic. "I am not a vigilante. I am just trying to get home to my little girl's birthday party and if everyone will just stay out of my way, nobody will get hurt."

http://www.freethepostcode.org/ This is so inaccurate all over the place. It'll never work.

We'll be watching Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead Later. "Buckwheats....you're all buckwheats." I know, it's a bit old, but I like it. If it's not too late we'll do Chopper too. "You alright Keithy?"

I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", bloke in the shop said "Those are pickled onions". I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.

Some comedy gold in there!!!!

The fight scene between Bob Hoskins and Bruce Jones in 24 7: Twenty Four Seven resulted in a broken rib for Bruce apparently.

I can't believe the missus wants to see it!!!! Hope she doesn't get any ideas....

Southampton Muni it is then!!!!

Have a job, it's been closed down. And I dunno about dog legs, it was dog eggs I used to worry about up there.

Nobody said it had to be a fist fight....

Otterbourne isn't a bad course, but Ampfield is great for improving your short game. Last time I went to Ireland I played here.... http://www.kinsalegolf.com/ Not to be confused with http://oldhead.com/ , I'm not that rich!!!!

I had a real Shadowlands moment with Pan's Labyrinth at the end, but 'cos I watched it at home couldn't blame it on any air conditioning at the cinema. Not a dry eye in the house. Triffic film.

Cheers Dog, I've got Sally caddying for me at Hockley next week....

They say you can divine the existence of the whole of the universe from studying one grain of sand....this proves that point; sussing the contents of a YouTube clip from random postings on an interweb forum. FWIW, I was misting up....not from the marrows I hasten to add.

Will be shown at Harbor Lights from August 6th....

Husker Du; Candy Apple Grey followed by Fugazi; Red Medicine.

I've just dug out the vinyl....!!!! I'd forgotten what a good album that is; Motorcade; The Light Pours Out Of Me.... It was A Song From Under The Floorboards that's on Correct Use Of Soap. I was getting confused....it's my age. I've been listening to Red Kross today, the Show World album

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