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Star nuts. My advice is to get rid of these and put something in the top of your headset like a Hope Hed Doctor or similar which uses a more traditional expanding 'wedge' in the steering tube. If the star nut hasn't been put in properly you'll never be able to adjust your headset....

My nipper on his bike up the Forestry Commission.... Yes, I've fuzzed his moosh.

Kudos my man, that is such a good film. And guess what? Hollywood remake is planned for release next year. But on the + side, it will be screen written and directed by Gela Babluani (sp).

Four Yorkshiremen....

Self inflicted injury. A mate of mine who was in the merchant navy decided to have a naked sunbathe on the top deck of a ship he was on as it was going down the Suez Canal; nice and quiet, noone about, thought he'd have a go at an all over. So he strips off, plonks himself in a chair, puts his feet up on the railing and then falls asleep. Wakes up a couple of hours later with a sunburnt **** and also the soles of his feet. He told me his feet were far more painful than his nadger and because he couldn't walk, he couldn't work. So, no pay AND disciplined. PS, this was a story told to me by a mate in a pub, I cannot vouch for its veracity; it may be complete bull****.

And now something a bit more modern: F*ck Buttons; Tarot Sport.

'And take it when you go-ooo-ooo, You and your freakshadow....' Freakshadow by Scarce off of the album (their only one?) Dead Sexy.

Yep, I think that's now Kachina, the Chinese restaurant.

Bl00dy hell....I remember Pete's!!!! Little concrete place on the corner of the cutway that leads to St Marks School/Stafford Road? Quality burgers. There used to be a burger place that we used to go in in St Mary's Street that we used to get munch from after a night at Manhattan's. Can't remember what it was called but they used to do Chinese burgers. This was just a burger in a bap with loads of bean shoots piled on top. Fab!!!!

Don't knock old wives preventative remedies tpbury; I have always brushed my teeth using a clove of garlic and liberally rubbed goose fat in my hair, face and neck, worn trousers that end 3 inches above my ankles and only wash my tank top (which I wear every day) when there's a full moon on the last Sunday in August. To this day have never had an STD....

Been a bit retro (again) today: Shriekback; Oil and Gold followed by Big Night Music and then; 23 Skidoo; Seven Songs followed by Urban Gamelan Lovin' Porno Bass....

Which will be okay as long as Orange don't restrict you to Orange Maps and let you see proper internet content instead of mobile content like they do with the LG Arena.

What you said. Plus the original has Gary Oldman as Bex. Do you know, I might watch the DVD tonight just to remind me how good it was. I loved the book The Football Factory by John King but Nick Love managed to rewrite it for the screen into something completely different and missing so much of the books subtlelty. Yes, you do lose some of this when making the film of a book, but not the chunks that NL missed out. The old war veteran and his reminiscences for example. Anyway, I stray somewhat from the topic....so consensus is, watch the original and don't bother with the remake.

Jeffrey Lewis: 12 Crass Songs "Owe us a living? OF COURSE THEY F***IN' DO" in a non-Crass, Jeffrey Lewis style is hilarious!!!! You have to be there....

Apologies if this has been posted before, but I don't remember seeing it.... Anyway, this is the funniest thing I've seen on YouTube for a while.

I was out clubbing last night and pulled an older lady of about 57, but she was pretty fit. We drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and then she asked me if I'd ever had a mother/daughter threesome. I said no and she said "Well, tonight is your lucky night!!!!" So we went back to hers, she opened the front door and shouted up the stairs "MUM, YOU STILL AWAKE?"

Girls Against Boys; Cruise Yourself followed by the (arguably) more accomplished House of GVSB. Okay, it's old, but it's timeless. Madball are playing in Southampton soon so I might bung on Set It Off later. If I don't want to sleep that is.

I having a funny feeling this is going to be the truning point in the season for us. We are going to win this, not by a massive margin, maybe 2-1, but we're going to win it, get that winning feeling going through the team and next thing you know Yeovil be picking the ball out of their net about 6 times next week.

I saw Red Arrow crash at Sidmouth many years ago. Fortunately, as my ex girlfriend's sister excitedly told her friend on the 'phone "The pilot managed to ejaculate safely...." This was (obviously) more exciting than the display but all credit to the pilot. He knew something was wrong (as did we on the ground) 'cos of a huge plume of flame gushing out of the jet exhaust. He turned the plane around, pointed it out to sea and bailed out. We watched him float down and then watched as the plane hit the water a few miles out.

This is one of my favourite films of the year. The book is very, very dark. Managed to stay awake through American Gangster last night. It's long at well over 2hrs, but it didn't seem that long. A good old fashioned cops v robbers film. Denzil Washington plays the part of the heroin magnate Frank Lucas in a way that you wouldn't normally expect; ferocious and menacing and totaly in charge of his empire, until his missus bought him a fur coat and then it all falls apart....Fur is murder after all....

This is outrageous and scandalous!!!!.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/southampton/8236108.stm He was an attacking midfielder, not a forward!!!! Yeah, he was wrong for doing it, but ffs, get a grip....first throw in? A 'keeper being accused of throwing a game would be far more serious and far more newsworthy....just trying to think of an example....um.... Thankfully the powers that be have rightfully tightened up on this and I'm sure MLT would be the first to admit that in retrospect he may have been a bit rash.

"I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!" When I used to have long enough hair I used to use either Black and White or Dax Blue. Now I use Wahl no. 1

Having watched Watchmen for the nth time (the kids love it) the fight scene in the alley that Laurie Juspeczyk (Silk Spectre II) and Dan Dreiburg (Night Owl II) have with the Knot Heads is pretty good. But there's a scene in the bar where Rorschach crushes a glass that is being held by the bloke who passed on the contract to assassinate Veidt that reminded me of the bar fight in The Ninth Configuration.