Redbul

We all remember bouncebackability from Mr Dowie, well he features in this article from the Mash.... http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/hull-chairman-to-set-fire-to-stadium-201003182572/ Love the quote at the end; "While I'd like to think that we still don't know how the season will end, hiring Dowie is like Bruce Willis turning to the camera an hour into The Sixth Sense and saying 'I'm a ghost, you know'. We're totally f***ing Portsmouthed." Hence Portsmouthed v, to be totally and utterly fubar'd.

Is that Alexander Boris "Yes, cannabis is dangerous, but no more than other perfectly legal drugs. It's time for a rethink, and the Tory party - the funkiest, most jiving party on Earth - is where it's happening" de Pfeffel Johnson front row right?

Circus

Artist

Yeah, slow it down, my deaf mate can't keep up.... It taking a ferkin age to get out of the ground if you happen to be in any row above DD....

Par

Do not accidentally (or purposely for that matter) snort shower gel up your nose when you're showering.

Brilliance

Not necessarily....I ordered mine before I went to work on the first day; turned up first post on the 15th.

Ordinarily I would say easy win, but with cup tied players and the final on Sunday I think I'll just settle for a 1-0 win....

Bears

Pretentious?

We call this combination Southern Clapshot.... I too am intrigued by Dog's suggestion. If I hadn't just filled up on roast chicken with all the trimmings (including broccoli and sprouts) I'd be digging out the magimix now.... Before I go, what are people's opinions of boiled potatoes? Personally I hate them. Potatoes have to be roasted, mashed or chipped; boiled is a lazy half arsed way to serve potatoes. Imo of course.

Grand maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

Just started reading The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson. Haven't seen the film but I do know what the story's about and the book is proving to be a bit unputdownable.

Chicken pathia

Transmitting devices Or mobile 'phones?! I think they're probably talking about the aluminium framed camping type back packs. Could be wrong though....

Currys

All things are relative I grant you, but Saints getting to a Wembley final, albeit [and I quote] 'The Paint Pot Trophy' is a big deal to those fans that go week in and week out; I think >44k fans making the trip up to the Smoke bears testament to this.

Poisoning

Just finished The Road; brilliant read but but it's grim. All through it I was hoping to the man and the boy would find some kind of succour when they reached their southern most destination.... I suppose the boy does as the ending does leave you with the faint hope that mankind may survive, but it ain't gonna be easy. 8.5/10 For a bit of light relief after The Road, now reading e by Matt Beaumont. It is farken hilarious. It concerns the trials and tribulations of an ad agency in London; the infighting, back stabbing, successes, failures, plagiarisms, office 'romances'; all related to the reader in the emails they send to each other. It is comedy gold. 8.5/10 again....

Citroen. Well....

Back in the day I could do a 'hockey' stop and spray the bar window with ice at the ice rink. If I tried to do similar now at Basingstoke rink I'd probably snap my ankles and smash my head open on the ice. That's assuming I could remember enough about skating to stay upright and move forward; even muscle memory has a finite lifespan....

Brazillian

Torch