Redbul

:smt041 Good shout..... Self reliance

Swords (of a thousand men (Tenpole Tudor)) D'oh....that was supposed to be for 'thousand'....

That seemed to do the trick, thanks Jilly....

If you have to contact them about a missing order, how do you go about it? There's no 'contact us' button.... Cheers is advance chaps and chapettes....

Dancefloor

Oh well, look forward to Chelsea getting some silverware in emphatic style now then....

Don't do that....That would be the end of their 'purebred' boasts.... I can see P*mpey winning on pens or the Skates getting a sneaky last minute winner. Spurs should have closed them out long ago, I have a horrible feeling they will rue all those missed opportunities....

Yorkshire

Finnan HB there....

River (see what I did there...?)

Let's hope Spurs can turn it on a bit in the 2nd half, they haven't been too sharp so far. Pitch looks like it's cutting up too easily too; nobody can keep their footing. Again.

Just to tidy up all the joke threads so there is a one stop shop for all your crap one liners and SMS joke needs.... Here's one to get the ball rolling: Little girl is in the garden with her Dad and she asks "Is that a Mummy-Longlegs underneath that Daddy-Longlegs?" Dad says "No Sweetie, there are no Mummy-Longlegs, only Daddy-Longlegs." Dad felt very proud of her inquisitive mind until she stamps on them both saying "We'll have none of that gay sh*t in our f***ing garden!"

RIP Kip....

Stalks

Mr B Gentleman Rhymer - Flattery Not Included A gift from somebody and not something to be taken too serisously!!!!

RIP, he's been ill for a while though I understand. Cheers for the Pistols and the Bootzilla Orchestra.

Grogan (mmmmmmmmmmmm)

Full HD, watched Man Ure get knocked out of the Champions League in glorious HD....

Thomas

Cracker

Receive

Very tragic news. RIP

Forbid

I can add about another 8 to that....Were certainly yelling this at the first games I went to circa 1972 when I was a nipper. That and S O U TH AMPT ON....sorry, the spaces or lack of between the letters are supposed to denote a beat. Or indeed, lack of....